Sure, this photo of Brit Hume with Chuck Norris is old as hell, but just go with it. It sets the mood. Working at Fox News is oppressive! I’m sure that crew is one fun bunch to hit happy hour with since it’s the only break they get from hearing Sean Hannity brag about how many mansions he owns in South Florida or having to run out and buy self-tanner for any of the blonde ladies (and Steve Doocey) who go on-air. So when 76-year-old Fox News host Brit Hume tweeted a screen shot from a gambling website that claims Donald Trump might beat any Democratic challenge, we shouldn’t have been surprised to see that one of his other browser tabs revealed that he searched for “sexy vixen vinyl.”
Brit made everyone picture him in sexy vixen vinyl when he tweeted this screen shot, which his wife may have responded to.
Watching the Twitter accounts of Brit Hume and Brit Hume’s wife with great interest this morning pic.twitter.com/AnzF6MgQX5
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) March 3, 2020
Hoo, boy. You know you’re up shit creek when Mrs. Hume responds with a vague quote from the Bible! Let him and his filthy ways have it, Mrs. Hume! Even better, The Wrap says this isn’t even the first time Britty Boy has accidentally spilled to the world he’s into latex. He had another one up on Sunday! Clearly, someone didn’t learn latex is not meant to be, erm, powdered (?) on the Lord’s Day! Listen, we’re not here to slut, kink or ho shame anyone on here. Let your kink flag fly high! But somehow I have a feeling Mrs. Hume will be treated to an all-you-can wear shopping spree at Chico’s, unless Brit finds out that Chico’s doesn’t sell sexy vixen vinyl wear.
Pic: Wikimedia Commons