Open Post: Hosted By Ricky Martin And Enrique Iglesias’ Joint Tour

March 5, 2020 / Posted by:

In a parallel universe, sexually confused middle school me is VERY excited by this news. Get your bon bons ready for shaking, ladies and gays, because Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias are joining forces to go on a North American tour. Think of all the hip gyrations, livin’ la vida loca, sexy ghost moles and defective penis jokes we’re all about to get – EXACTLY what I want to spend $200 on!

Rolling Stone says this is the first time in the 30 years of those two performing (feel effing old yet?) that they’re going to be co-headlining a tour together. They’re also bringing on Sebastián Yatra to be the opening act while Ricky and Enrique fight backstage on which STAR opens and who closes for the night. Given how Madonna, Cher, and Elton John seem to spend a decade on a single tour, this one seems pretty short. They open September 5 in Phoenix and bop around the U.S. and Canada before closing October 30 in Atlanta.

Enrique has been pretty quiet on the music front in recent years, instead staying busy keeping us guessing on whether or not he and budget Maria Sharipova, er, Anna Kournikova are actually married or not. Ricky Martin has been very active, however, filling up my Instagram feed with thirst traps, acting as Gianni Versace’s love-ah in American Crime Story, hosting the Latin Grammys and also cranking out music backing political protesters in Puerto Rico. No pressure, Ricky and Enrique, but after Jennifer Lopez and Shakira could do what they did at the Super Bowl, you two better have TWICE the pole dancing, TWICE the political statement, and – for the sake of my ho ways – THRICE the FCC complaint-worthy material!

Check out the tour schedule below:

September 5 — Phoenix, AZ @ Gila River Arena
September 6 — El Paso, TX @ Don Haskins Center
September 9 — Edinburg, TX @ Bert Ogden Arena
September 11 — San Antonio, TX @ AT&T Center
September 12 — Houston, TX @ Toyota Center
September 13 — Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center
September 17 — Los Angeles, CA @ STAPLES Center
September 22 — San Jose, CA @ SAP Center
September 24 — Sacramento, CA @ Golden 1 Center
September 26 — Las Vegas, NV @ MGM Grand Garden Arena
October 1 — Chicago, IL @ Allstate Arena
October 6 — Boston, MA @ TD Garden
October 8 — Toronto, ON @ Scotiabank Arena
October 10 — Montreal, QC @ Centre Bell
October 14 — Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center
October 15 — Washington, DC @ Capital One Arena
October 17 — Newark, NJ @ Prudential Center
October 18 — New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden
October 23 — Miami, FL @ AmericanAirlines Arena
October 29 — Orlando, FL @ Amway Center
October 30 — Atlanta, GA @ State Farm Arena

Pic: Instagram

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