Category: Shady Bitch

Prince Charles Once Accepted A Briefcase Full Of Cash From A Qatari Politician

June 27, 2022 / Posted by:

If somebody offered me a briefcase full of cash, I’d likely shout the words, “Jackpot!” while little cartoon dollar signs replaced my eyeballs. That’s because I’ve never held more than 5 bills in my hand before. But, that also means I’m deeply skeptical of free money, and would likely turn the cash-filled briefcase down, for fear of some kind of fucked up Twilight Zone-ian twist of fate, or that the money was cursed, or that I was becoming the unwilling patsy in some kind of money laundering scheme. I guess being the first in line for the British throne blinds a person from those kind of suspicious cash-based realities. Because according to a report published by The Sunday Times, when Prince Charles was offered a briefcase full of cash from a Qatari politician, he just accepted it like it was a cream-covered scone at tea time.

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The FBI Arrested”Tiger King’s” Doc Antle On Money Laundering Charges In South Carolina

June 6, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re one of the millions who’ve ashamedly watched Netflix’s Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness, then you’re familiar with Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, one of the shadier figures in the docuseries. It takes a lot to stand out as one of the shittier people in the Tiger King-verse, because the big cat/ratchet zoo community seems full of messy tricks. However, Doc has now been caught by the FBI instead of just being caught by our collective eyerolls.

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An Investigation Has Determined That Martin Bashir Tricked Princess Diana Into Her 1995 Interview

May 20, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in November 1995, several million people spent 54 minutes with their eyes glued to their television sets when the BBC aired an exclusive one-on-one interview with Princess Diana on the news series Panorama. The interview was conducted by journalist Martin Bashir, and it’s where we learned everything the Royal Family didn’t want you to know about Diana’s marriage to Prince Charles, like that it was an awful, miserable time for Diana (they had been legally separated for three years by the time of the interview). That Panorama interview also gave us Diana’s iconic quote about there being “three of us” in their marriage (aka Charles, Diana, and Duchess Camilla). It was a super-secret interview that shocked everyone, and probably had a whole lot of people wondering how Martin Bashir convinced her to agree to such a public dragging of her very famous husband. Well, after a long investigation, it has been decided that Martin Bashir wasn’t exactly honest with Diana when he was trying to land the gig of the century.

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Rose McGowan Wants Lisa Bloom Disbarred For What She Pulled While Representing Harvey Weinstein

September 9, 2019 / Posted by:

A book about the New York Times investigation of alleged serial rapist, Harvey Weinstein, is coming out and in it is some messy shit about the shady things his lawyers allegedly pulled to cover for him. Namely famed victim rights attorney Lisa Bloom. As a result Rose McGowan is calling for this shifty bitch to be disbarred for her actions.

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Prince Hot Ginge Got Caught Hating On Liam Payne’s Church Performance With A Raised Brow 

March 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle had a very simple job to do during Commonwealth Day church services at Westminster Abbey yesterday. All they had to do was wear their little navy outfits, smile their little royal smiles and not embarrass THE QUEEN. But they failed to do that by disrespecting a citizen of England when they laughed at Liam Payne who crooned out John Mayer’s Waiting on the World to Change during service. But then again, THE QUEEN is probably a Harry Styles stan (I’m sure she’s got a shirtless poster of him hanging in her dressing chambers) and probably thinks John Mayer is piece of trash, so she may have been rolling her eyes along with her grandson.

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