Category: Not Today Satan
Lil Nas X Says BET Made Him Swear He Wasn’t A Satanist Before Allowing Him To Perform At Their Awards Show Last Year
The 2022 BET Awards were held last night, and if you know anything about this year’s ceremony, then you know that to Lil Nas X, BET stood for “Barred from Entry Tonight.” That’s because Lil Nas X was snubbed from this year’s award show. He received zero nominations, which was weird, considering he had three really big songs last year and a top-charting album. Lil Nas X recently spoke about his current relationship with BET, which is clearly pretty bad. But he thinks things started to go sour at last year’s ceremony.
Nike Settled Their Lawsuit Against The Company That Produced Lil Nas X’s “Satan Shoes”
The promo campaign for Lil Nas X‘s latest Billboard #1 single, Montero (Call Me By Your Name) has involved a lap dance with Satan, trolling all the angry pearl-clutches who rose up afterward, and pissing more people off with his Satan Shoes. Well, those Satan Shoes brought on a lawsuit from Nike. Nike was suing the makers of the Satan Shoes, MSCHF, because the shoes were based on Nike’s Air Max 97. Well, Nike has settled that lawsuit and now the Satan Shoes have been banished to Hell for all eternity.
Nike Was Granted A Temporary Restraining To Halt The Sale Of Lil Nas X’s “Satan Shoes”
Nike works fast but the Dark Lord works faster. Earlier this week, Lil Nas X dropped his “Satan shoe,” a modified Nike Air Max 97 with a drop of human blood in the sole distributed by the streetwear company MSCHF. Nike was quick to say “NOT TODAY, YOU KNOW WHO!” and slapped MSCHF with a lawsuit. The shoes, of course, sold out in under a minute save pair 666/666 which was held out as a prize. Now, according to The Hollywood Reporter, Nike has won its first battle and a judge has issued a temporary restraining order barring the further sale or shipment of any more “Satan shoes,” or as they’re more commonly known, just some damn shoes.
Open Post: Hosted By Sun-Maid Still Trying To Make Halloween Raisins Happen
According to The Takeout, in their ongoing attempt to ruin children’s lives, Sun-Maid Raisins has gussied up their packaging and made their product more disgusting than it already is by slathering it with flavored yogurt, just in time for Halloween. As we all know, individually packaged raisins’ entire (if you’ll allow me this one small indulgence) raison d’etre, is to be rejected and thrown away. I say this with the confidence of a person who has never, ever, ever met a person in my life who enjoys raisins as a snack. Further testament to the universal unappeal of raisins are the millions of boxes of Sun-Maid raisins that have made their way into landfills across this great nation of ours. Yet, against all logic and reason, Sun-Maid still thinks it owns a corner of the Halloween market. To which I say, damn you Sun-Maid, damn you TO HELL.