Category: New Couple Alert

Johnny Depp Has Found New Love With A Russian Go-Go Dancer

April 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp is reportedly dating, and wants to marry, a Russian “go-go dancer” who is absolutely, 100%, assuredly, verifiable, and without a doubt not interested in his money. Like, not at all. Put the ridiculous idea out of your head immediately. You should be ashamed for even thinking that in the first place. According to The Daily Mail, Polina Glenwas just chilling” at a party in L.A. when Johnny strolled into her life. She didn’t even know who he was! That was probably sometime last year. Now she lives in his house and a source says they’re making plans for Johnny to meet her parents in Russia.

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Rosario Dawson Confirms That She And Cory Booker Are Together And In Loooove

March 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Step aside John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe Jackie O – shit, OK – JKF and Marilyn and Jackie O, there’s a new celebrity couple on the political scene. Sadly it’s not a reuniting of the ghost of Tom Hayden and 1980s Jane Fonda in full-on spandex and double leg warmer workout video mode. It’s Rosario Dawson and Cory Booker, y’all! After a couple months of speculation, Rosario has confirmed that she’s sprung on US Senator and 2020 vegan presidential candidate Cory.

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Zac Efron May Have A New Lady Friend

March 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Zac Efron managed to get over his shirt allergy long enough to attend a Los Angeles Kings hockey game a couple of weeks ago. Zac posted a selfie on himself wearing a denim jacket AND a polo shirt. He also had a Kings ball cap on, partially covering his face. According to E! News, he may have purposefully been trying to keep a low profile (as far as posting selfies on Instagram will allow) because he might have been in the company of a new lady friend. You see, the same day Zac posted his game day selfie, 23-year-old Danish Olympic swimmer Sarah Bro (she swam the 4×100 meter relay in the 2016 Olympics for Denmark, but lives in L.A. now) also posted a picture from that game. Who needs a publicist when you can drop the breadcrumbs yourself on the internet for free!

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Kate Beckinsale And Pete Davidson Really Are A Thing

February 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Three weeks after we laughed off the silly rumor that Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson were new boo things because they – GASP – left a Golden Globes party at the SAME TIME, it appears that despite no engagement ring in sight (yet), Kate and Pete are definitely a thing.  Just give me a sec to process this highly important late BREAKING news!

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Naomi Campbell And Liam Payne Were Spotted Together At A Concert

January 29, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s hard to imagine Naomi Campbell getting all soft and goofy over a boy. Yet she did, or at least she pretended to, recently when she exchanged kissy faces and heart emojis with Liam Payne, formally of One Direction. Now, according to Daily Star, things are getting serious and Naomi may even have been practicing writing “Mrs. Payne” in cursive on the inside of her Trapper Keeper (coincidentally, Mrs. Payne is also her dominatrix name). Naomi and Liam were spotted attending a concert together at London’s O2 Arena where they shared a private suite, reigniting rumors that the two have indeed been K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Put that in your Trapper Keeper and smoke it!

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Michael B. Jordan And KiKi Layne Might Be A Thing

January 29, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m not sure exactly how I’m going to make it through this post since my heart is shattering into a million tiny pieces, but Imma be strong. Apparently, forever bae Michael B. Jordan may or may not be dating actress KiKi Layne. The two were seen last Friday during the Sundance Film Festival and they looked like two people who enjoy being naked in a room on top of each other from time to time.

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