Category: New Couple Alert

Ewan McGregor And Mary Elizabeth Winstead Have Gone Public

November 14, 2017 / Posted by:

It was only a matter of time before Ewan McGregor made a full-on “Yep, we’re together” appearance with the woman he’s rebounding with after his 22-year marriage ended last month.  Or while his marriage was ending, depending on what version of Ewan McGregor you subscribe to.

Ewan and his rumored current lady Mary Elizabeth Winstead were seen strolling around in L.A. on Saturday. 46-year-old Ewan and 32-year-old Mary Elizabeth don’t really seem like fame whorey types, so their official couple debut wasn’t going to involve some cheesy Instagram picture featuring candlelight and the hashtag #couplegoals. They just got papped holding hands.

I can appreciate that they chose to hold hands. Because if you’re going to get papped with your rebound, you might as well make it as obvious as possible. But they didn’t have to. The rest of their bodies did it for them.

Both Ewan and Mary Elizabeth were wearing black leather motorcycle jackets, blue jeans, and black boots, and both of them had a messy “just woke up from a nap at my new piece’s place‘”look about their hair. Let’s face it, even if Ewan’s hands were tucked tightly in his pockets, matching leather biker jacket outfits and cool dad hair screams, “This is my new younger girlfriend.

Pic: Wenn.com

Keegan-Michael Key Got Engaged

November 14, 2017 / Posted by:

I hope Keegan-Michael Key’s ex-wife (or hopefully, soon to be ex-wife) Cynthia Blaise was relaxed and sitting in a comfy chair this morning when she read the news that KMK is engaged to be married to producer and director Elisa Pugliese. Cynthia and KMK were married for over 15 years. The divorce was hard on Cynthia who claimed she developed PTSD and had to gobble pills to cope. Who could blame her really when she reportedly supported him through the lean years. Hell, I gobble pills to cope and I’m not going through shit. Hopefully she’s been well compensated and has moved on too because there’s no putting this new horse back in the barn.

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Looks Like Shailene Woodley Is In Love With A Footballer

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

We may not know much about Shailene Woodley’s new gentleman friend but I hope he likes furry, tanned and 100% organic vagina because that’s what he’s getting. Shailene has been playing coy and teasing fans with suggestive posts on Instagram that hint that she may be flaying footsie with a fella without revealing his identity. But E! News is convinced that it’s Fijian footballer Ben Volavola. Look out, Shailene’s got a new bone in her broth!

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Ben Affleck Is Getting Shookus All Night Long 

July 7, 2017 / Posted by:

When we last heard about what Ben Affleck’s now-single peen has been up to, sources said that it wasn’t really make regular visits to the crotch of anyone in particular (in non-confusing Dlisted speak that translates to: “Ben really wasn’t dating anyone.”) But now People, E! News and UsWeekly all say that Ben is regularly humping on Emmy-winning Saturday Night Live producer Lindsay Shookus, who was one of Billboard’s Most Powerful Women in Music last year. And just like that a hundred “Ben Affleck’s Got A New Girlfriend And We Are SHOOKUS” and “Ben Affleck Is All Shookus Up” headlines were born.

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Scarlett Johansson Was Seen On A Date With Colin Jost

June 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Several weeks ago, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly seen at a Saturday Night Live after-party putting some mouth moves on Weekend Update’s Colin Jost. Last week E! News asked Colin if he had anything to say about the Scarlett rumors, to which he replied: “What?! No way. No, I’m good.” He also said he was “very happy” in his personal life. Colin didn’t want to talk about it, and that sort of made me think it could have just been a drunken party hookup. As it turns out, it might not be so casual.

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