Category: New Couple Alert

Ben Affleck Is Getting Shookus All Night Long 

July 7, 2017 / Posted by:

When we last heard about what Ben Affleck’s now-single peen has been up to, sources said that it wasn’t really make regular visits to the crotch of anyone in particular (in non-confusing Dlisted speak that translates to: “Ben really wasn’t dating anyone.”) But now People, E! News and UsWeekly all say that Ben is regularly humping on Emmy-winning Saturday Night Live producer Lindsay Shookus, who was one of Billboard’s Most Powerful Women in Music last year. And just like that a hundred “Ben Affleck’s Got A New Girlfriend And We Are SHOOKUS” and “Ben Affleck Is All Shookus Up” headlines were born.

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Scarlett Johansson Was Seen On A Date With Colin Jost

June 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Several weeks ago, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly seen at a Saturday Night Live after-party putting some mouth moves on Weekend Update’s Colin Jost. Last week E! News asked Colin if he had anything to say about the Scarlett rumors, to which he replied: “What?! No way. No, I’m good.” He also said he was “very happy” in his personal life. Colin didn’t want to talk about it, and that sort of made me think it could have just been a drunken party hookup. As it turns out, it might not be so casual.

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Mischa Barton Got Herself A Rich Piece 

June 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Woe has been Mischa Barton for a while. She got shuffled off to the hospital (after she claims she got GHB’d), she had to deal with two exes trying to peddle fuck tapes starring her, she had to suffer through Dancing with the Has-Beens, her Volkswagen nearly got snatched by the repo man and she sued her mom for allegedly stealing money from her. But it looks like grey skies have cleared up for Mischa and her face is being graced by the warm, sparkly rays shooting off of her new man’s gold Rolex. E! News says that Mischa has found love, which is great if that’s your thing or whatever, but what’s even better is that her new boyfriend, James Abercrombie, may one day inherit $574 million. That sound you hear is the sound of Mischa’s creditors pounding on their keyboards while trying to find a phone number for James since Mischa has blocked them all.

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Well, It Is Almost April 1st…..

March 31, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been four months since Naya Rivera filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Ryan Somethingoranother, and that’s a long time for a permanent resident of ThirstVille like herself to get a new dude to hit the pap stroll with. But Naya got herself a new dude and they’re making everyone’s head fill with a billion question marks.

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Gavin Rossdale Is Dating A 27-Year-Old Model Now

March 31, 2017 / Posted by:

There are two things that will never not be a reliable comfort in this world. Doritos will always be delicious, and aging rock stars will always get with a model half their age. According to The Sun, 51-year-old father of four Gavin Rossdale is dating 27-year-old German model Sophia Thomalla.

Nacht! 🍻

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Fun facts about Sophia: she’s one year younger than Gavin’s daughter Daisy Lowe, her mother is the same age as Gavin, and based on her Instagram, she loves Justin Bieber. Dealbreaker! Although to be fair, Sophia would have been 20 when Baby was released….nope, that’s still too old to be into Bieber.

A source tells The Sun that it’s still early on in their relationship, but that Gavin is “really taken” by Sophia.

“There’s plenty of chemistry. They’re having fun and the relationship has the potential to turn serious if that continues.”

The source goes on to say that Sophia’s type is musicians. She married a guy in a Norwegian electronic band last March, a few weeks after ending a five-year relationship with the lead growler of Rammstein.

Gavin reportedly met Sophia while touring. But did he really meet her? Several months ago we were told Gavin had been on a date with Elin Nordegren. Gavin later clarified that he had never met her, only texted her a couple of times. So far there’s no evidence they met on Sophia’s social media, which is odd for such a committed groupie. Gavin, is this another Elin situation? I won’t believe this is a real relationship until I see a picture of Gavin posing with Sophia and a copy of that day’s newspaper.

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