It’s been nearly a year since Chris Pratt and Anna Faris broke the internet’s heart by announcing their marriage was over. I assumed it was only a matter of time before Chris made up for lost time by getting with many actresses and models. Instead, he remained pretty quiet, save for one lonely rumor about dating Olivia Munn. Six months after he officially filed for divorce, Chris has gone paparazzi public with who might be the person he’s currently dating.
Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger Look Smitten on Picnic Date https://t.co/9qkgP5dfDp
— TMZ (@TMZ) June 18, 2018
Chris and Katherine’s picnic happened at a park in Santa Barbara on Sunday. Sources tell TMZ that Chris picked Katherine up at her house and they drove there together. As if her last name doesn’t give it away, Katherine is the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. According to her Instagram bio, she’s a lifestyle blogger, and an ASPCA ambassador. Uh oh. I don’t know how long I see this relationship lasting. It’s over the minute Katherine asks Chris what he thinks of fostering and he answers: “Is that the temporary ownership thing where you have a pet until you decide to dump it outside or give it away on Twitter?”
A few months ago, Jennifer Lawrence said that she’s waiting for 22-year-old Timothée Chalamet to turn 30 before she pounces on him like a spring-loaded cougar. In the meantime, it would appear she’s found someone suitable to help her pass the time. Ring the bell, JLaw’s sexual dry spell is over!
According to Page Six and People, 27-year-old Jennifer is dating a 33-year-old art gallery director named Cooke Maroney. No relation to Jenna (too bad for him). Cooke works at Manhattan’s Gladstone Gallery. Going off his name name, you might think they met in the getaway car waiting outside a speakeasy robbery, but they actually met through one of Jennifer’s friends. A source says that it’s been going on for a few weeks, but that they’ve been very careful not to be seen together.
Jennifer was most recently linked to Darren Aronofsky, but they called it quits in November. As for Cooke, Page Six doesn’t have any information about him, but since he sort of looks like a handsome Muppet, I’m guessing his last relationship was a fling with Miss Piggy.
This relationship could really be great for Jennifer. Not only does she get a successful dude out of it, but unlike her past two guys, he won’t litter the floors of her house with shedded scarves. Plus, she’ll learn a little thing or two about art. And that can’t be bad, because Jennifer could use a lesson in identifying good art from garbage.
I hope Jesse Williams knows his end zone from his dugout, because his new lady friend is a professional TV sports ball news talker! Page Six reports that Jesse, 36, has been dating SportsNet New York anchor Taylor Rooks, who recently turned 26. Coincidentally, 26 years is the approximate amount of time Jesse’s ex-wife Aryn Drake-Lee would probably like him to wait before he introduces Taylor to their kids (even though their custody agreement stipulates 6 months).
Up until last winter, Kendall Jenner was dating NBA player Blake Griffin. Not long after Blake first got with Kendall, the mother of his two children sued him for palimony, and accused him of skipping out on their family for Kendall. It’s starting to sound like Kendall might be coming for big sister Khloe’s title as The One Who’s Good At Hooking Up With Cheaters.
The last time we checked in on Avril Lavigne’s love life, she was reportedly dating Ryan Cabrera. There’s no doubt people who have reacted to this new boyfriend news by not-so-secretly muttering, “Upgrade” under their breath. But come on, that’s not fair; some say one 2000-era celebrity’s trash is another one’s treasure. And while we’re on the topic of treasure, let’s discuss Avril’s new guy. According to E! News, the boi who has sk8ed into Avril’s heart is the son of a Texas billionaire.
When I first read that Heidi Klum was boning some Tokio Hotel guy I assumed he was a real estate dude with hotels in Tokyo and wondered if I’d been spelling Tokyo wrong my whole life. I did not expect that Heidi would be boning some youth from a boy band called Tokio Hotel! Now I know how my aunt felt when I tried to explain to her what Migos was because she decided to watch Saturday Night Live a couple weeks ago. Now that I know what Tokio Hotel is (conceptually at least), I now understand that 44-year-old Heidi is dating 29-year-old Tom Kaulitz.