Looks like Donald’s third favorite daughter Tiffany Trump (his list goes Ivanka, Ivanka, Her?) might have picked up a little something while partying with Lindsay Lohan in the Mykonos. While it’s always a good idea to take a course of antibiotics after attending any Lohan function, 25-year-old Tiffany might be OK here because what she picked up is a Nigerian prince (age unknown)! Page Six reports that Tiffany has a new boyfriend, a “wealthy scion” from Lagos named Michael Boulos. Even better, his brother is a white SoundCloud rapper named Farastafari.
Between the tired nerd jokes and the sad laugh track, I don’t exactly envy the cast of The Big Bang Theory. But I do envy their fat paychecks, and of course I envy anyone who gets to live a lavish life by dating a BBT cast member, like Johnny Galecki’s current girlfriend, who just made their relationship red carpet official by showing up at the People’s Choice Awards in Santa Monica, CA last night together.
Louis C.K. went to France and they loved him so much that what was supposed to be a 20 minute set at a show in Paris called “New York Comedy Night”, turned into a 70-minute love-fest between him and the audience. It seems that Louis has found his people! Even better, Sarah Silverman is no longer the only lady who is super cool with a good old-fashioned surprise spunk spouting. According to Page Six, Louis has a new lady friend, a French comedian named Blanche Gardin.
That sneaky Jennifer Garner has been lying to us! The recent reports about what’s been in Jennifer’s wallet only revealed that she was “open to dating”, but it turns out she’s been stuffing condoms in her wallet for the last six months! Us Weekly reports that Jen’s been dating John Miller, a tech CEO who makes hamburger flipping robots for an In-N-Out knockoff called CaliBurger. Sources say “They’ve been together six months — and it’s getting pretty serious”. And to think, this whole time she was throwing us off her trail by driving Ben to Jack In The Box instead!
If you have a thing for slightly dopey hunks who can bust a move, then you might be wondering what lucky person has been getting up in newly-single Channing Tatum’s business. As it turns out, Channing’s first “thing” since he announced back in April that he was single after 9 years of marriage might be with British singer Jessie J. One of the greatest singers in America and the greatest former American stripper to ever hump a stage to Ginuwine’s “Pony“? I’d sat that’s a match made in heaven.
There’s a new woman in Al Pacino’s life and she kind of looks like grown up Grimes. Page Six reports that Al’s new gal is 39-year-old Israeli actor and musician Meital Dohan who you might remember from Weeds. Al is 78. Can you imagine how shocked you’d be if one of these older gentlemen took up with a woman his own age? Truly shocking, I know! But hey, these days we take what we can get with consenting adults.