Novelty-snake-in-a-mixed-nuts-can haver Lenny Kravitz has a new sucker to spring his peen on, according to pictures obtained by TMZ. He was photographed walking han-in-hand with Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Fialho in Miami over the weekend. Did you know that if you say VS model three times fast, Leo magically appears over your shoulder?
2017 sucked for a lot of people but it might have been a boon for Robin Wright. In addition to having her co-starring role on House of Cards become a Head Bitch Up in Here role thanks to Kevin Spacey, Page Six is reporting that she’s got herself a hot new saucisson in the form of a younger French man named Clement Giraudet.
I know what Laura Dern got for Christmas: a promise from Cupid that he’d keep hooking her up with more somewhat-random hot famous dudes. Last year, Laura Dern was seen on a couple dates with Common. UsWeekly says that 50-year-old Laura was seen kissing 38-year-old NBA free agent Baron Davis last week. Laura clearly subscribes to the Sally O’Malley school of being 50 and doing whatever the fuck you want, because she and Baron made their debut by sucking face for the paps.
According to bodybuilding blog Liftn, Lindsay Lohan is dating a Korean bodybuilding billionaire named Je-Yong Ha. Liftn says that Je-Yong is known as the Korean Dan Bilzerian, and goes by the nickname The Korean Hulk. What an appropriate match; in some circles, Lindsay Lohan is known as the Black Widow of bank accounts.
It was only a matter of time before Ewan McGregor made a full-on “Yep, we’re together” appearance with the woman he’s rebounding with after his 22-year marriage ended last month. Or while his marriage was ending, depending on what version of Ewan McGregor you subscribe to.
Ewan and his rumored current lady Mary Elizabeth Winstead were seen strolling around in L.A. on Saturday. 46-year-old Ewan and 32-year-old Mary Elizabeth don’t really seem like fame whorey types, so their official couple debut wasn’t going to involve some cheesy Instagram picture featuring candlelight and the hashtag #couplegoals. They just got papped holding hands.
Ewan McGregor Spotted Holding Hands with Girlfriend Mary Elizabeth Winstead https://t.co/GeY4KIXykj
— People (@people) November 13, 2017
I can appreciate that they chose to hold hands. Because if you’re going to get papped with your rebound, you might as well make it as obvious as possible. But they didn’t have to. The rest of their bodies did it for them.
Both Ewan and Mary Elizabeth were wearing black leather motorcycle jackets, blue jeans, and black boots, and both of them had a messy “just woke up from a nap at my new piece’s place‘”look about their hair. Let’s face it, even if Ewan’s hands were tucked tightly in his pockets, matching leather biker jacket outfits and cool dad hair screams, “This is my new younger girlfriend.”
I hope Keegan-Michael Key’s ex-wife (or hopefully, soon to be ex-wife) Cynthia Blaise was relaxed and sitting in a comfy chair this morning when she read the news that KMK is engaged to be married to producer and director Elisa Pugliese. Cynthia and KMK were married for over 15 years. The divorce was hard on Cynthia who claimed she developed PTSD and had to gobble pills to cope. Who could blame her really when she reportedly supported him through the lean years. Hell, I gobble pills to cope and I’m not going through shit. Hopefully she’s been well compensated and has moved on too because there’s no putting this new horse back in the barn.