Category: Fake Asses

Madonna Has Said Words About The Rumors Of Her New Fake Ass

January 4, 2019 / Posted by:

I knew we hadn’t seen nor heard the last of Madonna after she brought in the new year with a booty so ridiculously big it would make the cast of any Love and Hip Hop show say, “Ewww.” Everyone knows that Madge is controversy personified and never bites her tongue, so now she has a message for those of us who have something to say about her new ass: we can all pucker up and kiss those pads now!

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Madonna Performed At Stonewall On New Year’s Eve With A Bigger Booty

January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

For many years Madonna has been credited as the “mother of reinvention,” which is basically Hollywood-speak for “she don’t miss a gimmick”. One gimmick she should have missed entirely is the current trend of concrete filled gargantuan asses because it ain’t a good look for her. But when has looking ridiculous ever stopped Madge the Vadge from creeping us all out?

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Tom Cruise Swears That His “Valkyrie” Bubble Butt Is Real

September 28, 2017 / Posted by:

In the opening scene of 2008’s Valkyrie, Tom Cruise gets knocked over by an explosion and as he gets up, he sticks dat ass out and it looks like he’s presenting his hungry hole to a top. An ass aficionado (assicionado?) on Twitter, perfectly named @iluvbutts247, noticed the giant Tempur-Pedic peach on Tom’s ass area, and in their expert opinion, it looked like he was wearing the pillow bump that Katie Holmes allegedly wore as the real Suri Cruise was being grown in a Scientology lab on Gold Base. But while Tommy may be a big fake ass, he didn’t wear one in Valkyrie, or so he says.

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Bella Thorne And Charlie Puth Are Marvin Gaye-ing It

December 20, 2016 / Posted by:

When the kids aren’t screaming over the drama between that one who left Fifth Harmony and the other Harmonies (translation for the oldies: it’s like Ginger leaving the Spice Girls, I think), they’re brain-burping up giant question marks over LiLo-in-training (copyright: Pop Culture Died in 2009) and my favorite ginger teen mess Bella Thorne doing a couple-y photo-op with Charlie Puth on a beach in Miami. If you’re an old who’s brain-burping up a giant question mark over the name “Charlie Puth,” he’s the Nickelodeon-ized Andy Samberg/Sam Smith hybrid who is responsible for causing Marvin Gaye’s body to roll into a pile of skeleton dust.

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I See That Pimp Mama Kris Came Up With A Season Finale Kliffhanger For “Rob & Chyna”

July 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Rob Kartrashian deleted every pic of Blac Chyna from his Instagram and he unfollowed her. I should just end the post here, because I’m sure all of you immediately jumped out of your chair and ran to the nearest church to pray to all of the santos to keep these two together for the sake of genuine love.

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