Madonna’s Bubble Butt Is Back
Madonna’s stunt butt is back (possibly on loan from Tom Cruise as they’re completely useless in space). On New Years Eve of 2019 at The Stonewall Inn, Madonna reminded us all that she’s the original Material Girl due to the copious yards of material it took to fully envelop her laughably augmented ass. We never learned what the ass was made of (feathers, silicone, shop rags, helium?) because Madonna told us to mind our own business. However, Madonna dropped a clue on Instagram. Careful observers can deduce that it does not consist of an enlarged nubbin of cartilage because Madonna announced that she’s excited to undergo long awaited “regenerative treatment” for missing cartilage. So lay those rumors to rest. Madonna’s fake ass is not made from upcycled nose job trimmings!
Madonna #ignightedinstagram with a post showing herself in lacy undergarments, front and back, with the caption “Finally going to get my regenerative treatment for my missing cartilage!! I would be jumping up and down if i could after 8 months of being in pain. Wish me luck!” Here’s Madonna’s post featuring one of my favorite songs, Return of The Sack (You Lied To Me) (Oh My God) (Butt You Do) (Butt You Do Doo-Doo).
According to The Daily Mail, Madonna will be getting treatment for the knee pain she experienced that caused her to cancel a bunch of dates on her Madame X tour. Oh yeah, and she totally had COVID-19, AKA The Great Equalizer, before it was cool.
Regenerative medicine is the process of replacing or “regenerating” human cells, tissues or organs to restore or establish normal function.
As well as her knee surgery that plagued her recent Madame X World Tour, Madonna also claimed last week that she suffered from coronavirus during the tour, which she had put down to as just having “very bad flu.”
If you think a little thing like a global pandemic, a silly quarantine, or bone-on-bone knees are gonna slow Madonna down, you’ve got another thing coming. No, if anything is going to slow down Madonna it’s going to be that 50lb cement anchor she’s got bolted to her backside. However, while Madonna’s milkshake may not bring all the boys to the yard, she has had to take a restraining order out against My Pillow CEO Mike Rindell.