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The full Wonder Woman trailer has been released and there’s a part in it where she flies up into the sky…without the help…of an…invisible plane. My kid gay self is really disgusted and offended by this historical inaccuracy!  – The Superficial

Taylor Swift presented Garth Brooks with the Entertainer of the Year award at the CMAs last night, and he should’ve returned the favor by presenting her with a gift certificate to Supercuts so she can get that tragic mop fixed – Lainey Gossip 

Kendall Jenner paid $52,000 for a couch that looks like the tangled intestines of a monster – Celebitchy

On anybody else this ensemble would look like pure elegance – Drunken Stepfather 

Vicki Gunvalson’s uneven nipples have caused an FBI investigation – Reality Tea

And here’s Kate Upton crotch lifting some weights – Popoholic

Err, it’s been a while since I’ve taken a basic human reproduction class, but don’t you have to have fuck to make a baby? – IDLYITW

Winnie Cooper may have be going for sexy, but her face reads more like, “Trying to push out a stubborn one on the toilet” – Hollywood Tuna

It looks like sometime RuPaul’s Drag Race judge Lucian Piane needs to sashay into a mental ward – Towleroad

Boy George pulled a Robert Downey Jr. – SOW

Melania Trump, wife of the Social Media King of Shit Talking, wants the bullying and “mean words” on social media to stop. Either Melania is trolling us, or whoever wrote that speech for her is trolling her – Jezebel

Ryan Phillippe isn’t getting married anymore – Popsugar

The CMAs used Beyonce to promote their show and after her performance, they pretty much scrubbed her from their site because of hate they got from racist country fans. The CMA bitches better beg to be put into the Witness Protection Program because the Beyhive is coming for them – Just Jared

It’s been a little over two weeks since The Sun said that Jennifer Lawrence’s 26-year-old chocha has been regularly dropping on director Darren Aronofsky’s 47-year-old peen. They started doing it after working together on his movie Mother over the summer. JLaw mostly lives in L.A., but she’s been going to NYC more and more, because that’s where Darren lives to be closer to the kid he made with Rachel Weisz. People later confirmed that they’re a thing and their source said that she likes him because “he’s low-key” and isn’t into that celebrity life. JLaw has been in NYC, where Darren lives, and last night, they went for a “low-key” stroll and The Daily Mail posted the pictures of them touching mouths.

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The ink on the details of Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s divorce settlement is barely dry, but it sounds like he’s not going to have much down time until his next custody discussion. According to UsWeekly, Nick Cannon’s ex-girlfriend, former Guamanian-American Miss USA and Miss Universe contestant Brittany Bell, is around six months pregnant. And there’s a very good chance that baby could be calling Nick Cannon “Dada.”

36-year-old Nick and 28-year-old Brittany reportedly dated off and on. One of those “on” times must not have included a condom, because a source tells UsWeekly that Nick is definitely the father of the baby growing inside Brittany. So far, Brittany hasn’t said anything about being knocked up, let alone if Nick is the dad. In the event that she is about three months away from popping out a Nick Jr., this will be her first child and Nick’s third. Nick has 5-year-old twins that he made with Mariah Carey. Now when Nick talks about “dem babies“, he’s going to have to be a bit more specific.

I’m sure the timing of all of this is going to make a couple people go “Hmmm.” Although it’s probably not a big deal that the news that Nick Cannon might be a daddy again broke just days after his divorce was finalized. I doubt there’s much drama to this situation. I mean, look at Nick and Mariah; they still get along pretty well. They even spent Halloween together. You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mariah ended up getting along with the mother of her babies new half-sibling too. Sure, it might be because she had ulterior motives, like gaining access to Brittany’s beautiful diamonelle-covered pageant crowns and gowns. But getting along is getting along, right?

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Your someone at the dinner table tonight: So honey, how was your day? Did you do anything interesting?

You: I watched a 55 second video of a tortoise saying, “Wow,” while fucking his piece.

The next sound you’d hear is the sound of their fork dropping on the table as they get out of their chair, grab their car keys and leave. They can get into some kinky shit but tortoise orgasms is not one of them.

This video has been fucked into my inbox with a “wow” at least a dozen times today, and I really brought it upon myself by writing about the prolific baby-making machine known as Diego the 100-year-old tortoise. There’s not much to this video. The dude tortoise can’t believe he’s getting some action and lets out a “wow” as another tortoise watches. Kinky. It’s like a scene out of “A Regular Night In Hugh Hefner’s Bedroom.”

The description in the YouTube video also says that the dude tortoise probably got blue tortoise balls because he really didn’t get to finish.

“Depicted are Aldabra Giant Tortoise (Aldabrachelys gigantean) in the act of mating. It lasted a few minutes and eventually the turtle on top had been pushed by a third one and been placed on its back”.

Meanwhile, the bored lady tortoise was probably thinking to herself, “‘Wow’ is not really the word I’d use to describe this slow ass humping.”

via Yahoo!

As Jinger Duggar fulfills her Duggar destiny by picking out a weddin’ dress and daydreaming about the magical 30 seconds of sex that will happen on her wedding night, Josh Duggar might soon be picking out a divorce lawyer and daydreaming of all the ways he can fake sick and get out of a court appearance. A source tells In Touch (via The Daily Mail) that Anna Duggar is done being married to her sister-touching, Ashley Madison-trolling husband.

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