Mike Tyson Punched A Man Who Was Harassing Him On An Airplane

Today in fuck around and find out news, a man learned what happens when you poke a bear with a stick and have nowhere to hide because you’re in a tin can soaring 35,000 feet in the air at 500 MPH. TMZ reports that yesterday, a drunken fool was seated behind Mike Tyson on a JetBlue flight from San Francisco, where Mike had been attending the internationally famous 420 day cannabis festivities at Golden Gate Park and tried it. As if air travel isn’t bad enough as it is without assholes who are not named Will Smith rapping I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson to Mike Tyson!

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