Category: Will Smith
The Internet Thinks Jada Pinkett Smith Hooked Up With Singer August Alsina
The Source is reporting that a new song R&B singer August Alsina released about an affair he had with woman is getting people talking and guessing. And the woman which has the internet whispering incessantly to itself is none other than Jordyn Woods‘ savior with the vagina of a 16 year old, Jada Pinkett Smith.
Idris Elba Is Replacing Will Smith In The “Suicide Squad” Sequel
To Hollywood, Idris Elba is probably just a darker skinned version of Will Smith. Other than their complexions, they are exactly the same and TOTALLY interchangeable. I mean, can you think of two other big Hollywood stars who can also rap (Ansel Elgort DOES NOT COUNT)? As soon as I saw a headline somewhere that said Idris would be replacing Will Smith in an upcoming project, I assumed it was the King James biopic playing Venus and Serena Williams’ dark-skinned daddy. But it wasn’t! Idris is replacing Will as Deadshot in the Suicide Squad sequel.
Will Smith Is Probably Going To Play Serena And Venus Williams’ Dad In A Movie
At first when I heard that Will Smith wasn’t returning for the sequel to 2016’s Suicide Squad,I figured it was because he was going to take a long break after starring in Aladdin and the next Bad Boys movie. Because honestly, who wouldn’t be tired after granting everyone’s wishes in circuit party Papa Smurf drag on one set then chasing bad guys in between thirty minute oxygen tank breaks on another? Not Will apparently, because now he’s ready for his next thespian challenge by taking on the role of Venus and Serena Williams’ father/coach Richard Williams in an upcoming movie titled King Richard.
Jordyn Woods Says She Only Kissed Tristan Thompson (NO TONGUE) On “Red Table Talk”
The somewhat eagerly anticipated episode of Red Table Talk featuring Jordyn Woods and her play auntie, Jada Pinkett-Smith, dropped today and somehow, the earth is still in rotation. We didn’t really learn anything new about what happened The Night The Lights Went Out In Calabasas. But we did learn that Jordyn’s got a posse, and they’re more famous than the Kardashians. But even though she brought out the big guns, she’s still very contrite about her role in the Tristan Tompson/Khloé Kardashian cheating scandal. Which, come on, Jordyn! The Pinkett-Smiths got your back, wile the fuck out. Burn the koven to the ground!
Will Smith Will Not Be Returning For The “Suicide Squad” Sequel
This is bad news for me, because there weren’t a whole lot of things I enjoyed about Suicide Squad other than Will Smith as Deadshot, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, and Viola Davis because she’s Viola Davis. As of right now there’s still no word as to whether or not Margot will be returning for her role as the Joker’s equally insane girlfriend but I’m thinking without Will or Margot the real Suicide Squad will be the people behind the film because this shit’s going to tank and probably be even worse than the first one.
What A Great Promo Picture For A Community Theater Production Of “Aladdin.” Oh, Wait…
I was initially going to say that this looks like a low-budget, fuck effort cover of a cheap Aladdin porn parody, but they’re all wearing way too many damn stupid clothes for that! Does Guy Ritchie’s live-action version of Disney’s Aladdin take on global warming, and in this one, the Middle-East is always cold and it never gets to “whip those hot man nipples out” Fahrenheit?
Entertainment Weekly put out the first pictures from Aladdin starring Will Smith as the Genie, Naomi Scott as Princess Jasmine, and Mena Massoud as the title character, and while my first wish to a genie would be for a hot piece of man who cums bitcoins, others would wish for this live-action Aladdin to disappear in a cloud of smoke FOREVER. Because well, Jambi from Pee-Wee Herman looks more like the cartoon genie from Aladdin than Will Smith does. And my 80s self, who used to put his troll doll’s hair into a topknot, is calling 911 on Guy Ritchie, Disney, and Will Smith, because that goatee looks like the scalped-off topknot of a troll doll.