Night Crumbs

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

In case you haven’t fapped to (or thrown a vat of holy water at) the image of Will Smith looking like the beefy baby of one of those aliens from the Eiffel 65’s Blue video and Hard Rock Nick as the genie in Disney’s shit-looking live-action Aladdin movie, here you go! – SOW

Olivia Colman won the BAFTA for Best Actress, and if she wins the Oscar, she probably shouldn’t say, “We’re going to get so pissed later,” because that might make Ray J hit her up – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but when is Dr. Frank-N-Furter going to file a lawsuit  against Aubrey O’Day for stealing his makeup look? – Drunken Stepfather

Brian May says that Bryan Singer, the credited director of Bohemian Rhapsody, didn’t actually direct it. Damage control say what?!  – Pajiba

Ariana Grande didn’t go to the Grammys, and instead, took a nap on the floor while being devoured by the Cinderella cosplay gown that Zac Posen made for her – Hollywood Tuna

The heads of One Million Moms (aka Three Moms With One Million E-Mail Addresses) will shoot off their necks in 3..2.. – Towleroad

The look IS Cate Blanchett looking like the leader of a cult that worships Sweet Secrets – Celebitchy

The Difficult Brown is Difficult Brown-ing again – The Blemish

You ain’t a celebrity with a kid until you’ve felt the wrath of mommy Instagram – Reality Tea

Will Margot Robbie please give those ridiculous tutus back to the goth toddler ballerinas she stole ’em from? – Popoholic

If you thought Heidi Klum didn’t make sense as a judge on America’s Got Talent, then prepare to HUH? over Julianne Hough and Gabrielle Union replacing her and Scary SpiceJust Jared 

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