Because Jordyn Woods learned from the biggest fame whores in the game, it was only a matter of time before she opened up her mouth about how she hooked up with Tristan Thompson, which brought on the end of his 100% healthy and happy relationship with Khloe Kardashian. Jordyn is apparently close friends with The Smith family, as in Will and Jada Pinkett. Apparently Jaden Smith is the one who introduced Jordyn to Kylie Jenner in the first place… Well these connections are coming in handy for Jordyn, as she will be appearing on Jada’s talk show Red Table Talk this coming Friday to talk about–you guessed it–the Khloé/Tristan cheating scandal.
Yesterday, Jordyn went on Instagram Live to dramatically reveal that she’s sitting down with Jada, her mother Adrienne and her daughter Willow, to talk about how she became a Kardashian enemy #2 (after aging, of course). Jordyn has known the Smith family for years and I guess when one famous family puts you out on the curb it’s nice to have another back up famous family to help you move your things.
A source told People that no one in the Kardashian family outside of Kylie are convinced Jordyn is worth keeping around:
“Her story keeps changing a bit, and it’s almost like she is digging herself deeper… It’s been a week now of nonsense explaining from her side. Everyone thinks she wanted to hook up with Tristan and she just didn’t think she was going to get caught.”
And Khloé also kommented on Twitter:
Hi loves, wanted you to know that I appreciate you! ?? I’ve been reading your kind words and they really are a blessing to me. I love you! Thank you Thank you! I’ll be back when I’m in the mood to chat with you all. Until then remember to be kind to one another ?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) February 26, 2019
TMZ is also saying that while Jordyn was in the employ of The Devil, she signed a non-disclosure agreement, which seems not at all shady for a family who makes their living off of exposing their entire lives. Almost as though they want to manipulate the public into thinking one thing about them when really they’re just greedy trash? Do you think that’s possible? Hmm…
According to TMZ, Jordyn could get herself in legal trouble if she reveals the wrong stuff, like the number of virgins Kris Jenner has bled out in sacrifice to her demonic gods. The NDA “prohibits her from disclosing details about the lives of” the Kardashians.
While TMZ doesn’t know what was said during that Red Table Talk, one source says that Jada’s intention was “to create a healing between Jordyn and Khloé.”
But it seems the Kardashians are pissed that she’s taking a page out of their playbook and going to the media to tell her story before she would think of apologizing to them. But I think she was trying to do that? So I guess the Kardashians just want to complain. Shocker.
Jordyn, I hope you do spill all the illegal tea on Red Table Talk. At the end of the episode I want Kris Jenner so physically mad that she’s freaking out on Twitter like Donald Trump every time Saturday Night Live airs. Give Kris panic attacks! Burn those bridges! Who needs The Kardashians? Level up, sis! Stick with the Smiths! Jaden can show you to the 7th dimension, or whatever.