Jordyn Woods Blames It On The Alcohol, But Still Got Cut From The Kardashian Koven Business

February 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Kris Jenner‘s favorite tool in her battle against God’s blessed light, TMZ, has a completely interesting update for us regarding that whole Jordyn Woods/Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson scandal. They claim that Jordyn is blaming it on the booze, but that wasn’t enough to get her excommunicated from the Koven.

Sources” are telling TMZ that Jordyn has been begging her former best friend/landlord, Kylie Jenner, to forgive her. The story goes that Jordyn was turnt before she arrived to the house party where the cheating occurred. When she did arrive, she claims she was blackout, like she don’t even know how she got the party, what she was wearing, who was there, who she made out with, etc….

The sources say that once Jordyn was informed of her hoe-antics with Tristan, she broke down crying. Apparently Jordyn rarely drinks but when she does it is a scene and this was no exception. The hookup seems to be a one-shot type of scenario as Kylie doesn’t believe they had any secret texts or DMs because they were soooooooooo close there was no way Jordyn could have hid it from her.

But the Kardashian Koven is kalling bullshit. They say that party-goers were told to put their phones away when Jordyn got there, suggesting that she knew she didn’t want to be seen with Tristan. The Kardashian sources (Kris no longer pretending to be anyone other than Kris Jenner) says that Jordyn also drove herself home, which if she was blackout drunk is a whole other problem. So they aren’t believing her.

TMZ is also saying that Jordyn has officially been cleansed from the Kardashian brands. Sources say Jordyn has “effectively been excommunicated on the business end of things.” I’m gonna guess the social end of things also isn’t looking too good for her right now. This is a hit to Jordyn’s pocketbook because she was working on cosmetics with Kylie and she had her own page on Khloé’s Good American website where she was a model and part of the #GoodSquad. Well that time is over: Jordyn has been wiped from the website like the pariah she has become.

Oh, and she also had her “security clearance” revoked from the gated neighborhood that Kylie lives in. But all is not lost, at least when it comes to Kylie, as sources are saying that she may “outright forgive” Jordyn eventually but as for making money off the Kardashian name, she’s done, as she will “never get back in with the family.”

Jordyn has amassed 8 million Instagram followers through being Kardashian-adjacent, so I’m not too worried about her financial future. Worst case scenario, homegirl can just become the Tummy Tea saleswoman to end all Tummy Tea saleswomen. A lifetime making money off advertising isn’t the worst way to leave the Kardashian Koven, amirite?

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