The Source is reporting that a new song R&B singer August Alsina released about an affair he had with woman is getting people talking and guessing. And the woman which has the internet whispering incessantly to itself is none other than Jordyn Woods‘ savior with the vagina of a 16 year old, Jada Pinkett Smith.
26-year-old August’s song has us all gossiping about how popping Jada’s 16-year-old (or is it 17 now? Has it aged a year?) snatch really is. 47-year-old Jada Pinkett Smith’s marriage to Will Smith has long been talked about. Do they swing? Is it open? Regardless what we guessed their bedroom or romantic antics were, these two always tried to look like the perfect happy couple. Even if the marriage sounded like going to prison and being intensely questioned under freezing conditions without any food or water, and Will stopped calling her his “wife”. Well either they do have an open situation going on, or there’s about to be another 45 days of crying for one or both of them, as the internet is ready to brand Jada with a red “A” for allegedly stepping out on Will.
August released a cover of singer Kehlani‘s song, “Nunya,” where he talks about a former sex piece who is missing out on all the hot stuff August has to offer a woman, singing:
“Putting on a show / ‘Cause you don’t want the world to know / That you lost a man who loved you all along / I gave you time to make me a priority / Put my feelings out there / You ignored it / Ain’t nunya business to know who I’m with.”
But that could be about any hoe off the street, why are we all jumping at Jada? Because August released a lyric video to the song featuring a text conversation with someone named Koren.
Buckle in for the connection of these dots! Koren happens to be Jada’s middle name. And, in the video he sends a GIF of Jada Pinkett Smith to the person in the text convo. And, August was on Jada’s talk show Red Table Talk where he talked about struggling with addiction. And, in that same interview he talked about how the Smith family helped him during his struggles.
The internet is no fool: we smell a conspiracy when one is afoot and girl this one is a size 12-Men’s. Koren + Jada GIF + Red Table Interview + Smith Family Connection = Jada Pinkett Smith is a (alleged) cheater! The Internet has spoken!
No comment from anyone’s publicist on this matter yet, but I think we know who to blame for this. Kris Jenner set you up, girl. You’re gonna try messing with her storylines right when filming is getting ready for new episodes of Keeping Up The Low Hum Of Impending Doom With The Kardashians? Kris will retaliate. Her minions probably edited August’s video for him.