Category: Vin Diesel
Helen Mirren Covers People’s 2022 Beautiful Issue
Dame Helen Mirren is on the cover of People’s 2022 Beautiful issue, namely because she is beautiful and famous and has a lil’ somethin’ called “swagger” (her words). But 76-year-old Helen says she was shocked to receive the honor, as she’s never considered herself beautiful. “And at my age!” Hot bitch please, we know you’ve seen those bikini pics from 2008.
Brie Larson Has Joined The Cast Of “Fast & Furious 10”
Fresh off from entering the NFT/Metaverse arena that charges people for *checks notes* nothing of any physical value, Brie Larson is joining The Fastiverse, or whatever they’re calling it. Hopefully, Brie’s trip into the Fast and Furious movies goes better than The Rock’s and it doesn’t end with her calling Vin Diesel a “chicken shit,”“candy ass.” But it probably will!
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Accuses Vin Diesel Of Trying To Manipulate Him Back For “The Fast & The Furious 10”
First of all, please allow me to address the biggest oversight of all, which is why no one thought to call it Fast-10 Your Seatbelts. I’m clearly outraged about the wrong thing here, because if you ask Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, he’ll say the biggest issue facing the upcoming 10th The Fast & the Furious film is Vin Diesel’s manipulative meddling. The Fast & the Furious franchise is heading into its 10th theater-released film. And if Vin had his way, Fast 10 will also star The Rock. But The Rock doesn’t want any part of it and thinks Vin is playing emotional mind games to try to get him back on set for the final Fast film.
Vin Diesel Invoked The Late Paul Walker While Asking Dwayne Johnson To Return To The Final “Fast And Furious” Movie
Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are not friends. Vin’s talked about it, Dwayne’s talked about it and has also joked about it in his new movie. Since these two met on Fast Five they were destined to be rivals as there’s only room for one buff, bald man in Hollywood so one of them had to go. But not before one last hurrah! At least, that’s what Vin is hoping, as he’s taken to Instagram to ask Dwayne to return to the Fast and Furious franchise for the tenth and final movie. He even brought up the late Paul Walker. Jeez man, bringing up Paul Walker. Why not just have Meadow Walker go up to Dwayne’s doorstep and cry until he signs a contract?
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Keeping His Feud With Vin Diesel Alive By Joking About Vin In His New Movie
Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel have clearly accepted that they are nemeses and will never let their feud rest. Earlier this past summer, Vin reminded us about their feud which stemmed from their time on the Fast and the Furious films together. Vin said he gave Dwayne “tough love” to help him reach his acting prowess. Dwayne laughed that shit off, but now he’s jabbing back at Vin in his Netflix movie, Red Notice; co-starring Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. In it, there’s a joke about Mr. Diesel. But hey, it didn’t come from Dwayne! He said that people just always come up to him and tell him Vin Diesel jokes unprovoked! You can’t stop people from cracking on Vin Diese. It’s not The Rock’s fault.
Meadow Walker Got Married And Vin Diesel Walked Her Down The Aisle
The Rock, or anybody else for that matter, may not know who Louis Thornton-Allan is, or what he does, or who his people are, but he better figure that shit out quickly because he just inherited a new mortal enemy. Louis just married into the Fast Family Feud by hitching his wagon to Vin Diesel‘s goddaughter, Meadow Walker. According to People, Vin walked Meadow down the aisle in lieu of her late father Paul Walker. Apparently, Louis’ family wasn’t able to make it to the wedding, which took place earlier this month in the Dominican Republic and was covered by Vogue Magazine, but who needs blood relatives when you’re marrying into the Fast Family where blood feuds trump blood relations every time? And according to The Sun, Tyrese has blessed the union on Instagram. So you know this couple is destined to go the distance.