Category: Try The Jello

Ashley Judd Ended Up In The ICU After Shattering Her Leg In The Congo Rainforest

February 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Ashley Judd lives in Africa most of the year, working on activism and research projects, and she was recently making her way through the Congo rainforest as part of a research project on bonobos. If you’ve always got chocolate on the brains like me, you may have read that as “bonbons,” and thought, “There’s a damn research project on bonbons? Sign me up!” But bonobos are a species of endangered primates. And while walking through the rainforest, Ashley fell and totally jacked-up her leg. It took over two days, but Ashley eventually got onto an operating table in South Africa to fix her leg, and she knows that’s because she’s a person of privilege.

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Dr. Dre Is Recovering In The Hospital After Suffering A Brain Aneurysm

January 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Dr. Dre is currently in the hospital, and no, it’s not to deal with a chronic shoulder muscle injury he sustained while dramatically whipping the prenup his estranged wife Nicole Young claimed he tore up. It’s because Dr. Dre suffered a brain aneurysm on Monday night, and was rushed to a hospital in Los Angeles. The good news for Dr. Dre is that his diagnosis looks good, and he’s recovering. The bad news is, while he was in the hospital, his house almost got robbed. And even when he finally gets discharged from his hospital room, his brain won’t get much of a rest. Because he still has to deal with the never-ending headache that is his ongoing messy divorce.

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And Now We’re Hearing That Even Batman Has Coronavirus

September 3, 2020 / Posted by:

The Batman started filming in January, but because of COVID-19, the pause button was pressed on filming in March. Filming started up again just a few days ago in England, but well, coronavirus let every Batman villain know to have a damn seat and let a real demon monster wreak havoc, because Vanity Fair says that production has stopped again and this time it’s because Robert Pattinson caught COVID-19. First, Black Adam and now Batman?! Corona is coming for the DC superheroes. Wonder Woman better stop organizing her follow-up to Imagine and throw every mask on her face before soaking in a tub of Purell while holding onto her shield of protection.

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Dax Shepard Broke Some Bones In A Motorcycle Accident And Needs Surgery

August 20, 2020 / Posted by:

People says Dax Shepard recently had a bad motorcycle accident which he talked about on his podcast, Armchair Expert. The 45-year-old actor and genius decision-maker revealed that while on a racetrack in California, he decided to really go for it. As you can expect, it went poorly. He was thrown from the two-wheeled beast and broke several bones. Who do you think you are? George Clooney? I guess with Dax and wife Kristen Bell at each other’s throats, risking his life on the track is better than risking it at home.

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Simon Cowell Broke His Back From Falling Off Of An Electric Bike

August 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Simon Cowell got into a scary situation over the weekend and was taken to the hospital after falling off his electric bike, an electric bike that he was riding around his own compound in Malibu. This is why it’s much, much safer to never ever leave your couch. At least that’s what I tell myself. But does Sharon Osbourne have an alibi? Or Gabrielle Union?

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Queen’s Brian May Destroyed His Butt While Gardening

May 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Brian May, guitarist for Queen and a man who I’m 90% sure is actually a time-traveling Vivaldi, has recently been mysteriously absent from social media. And some of his fans got worried. Because we’re in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic, and well – when you haven’t heard from someone in a while, especially from someone who is 72 years old, you get a little nervous. Brian finally checked in on Instagram yesterday and confirmed that he had been in the hospital, but not at all for the reason you might suspect.

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