Category: Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods Is Now Recovering From Major Surgery To His Leg, Ankle, And Foot
Yesterday, 45-year-old Tiger Woods had to be rescued after he was involved in a serious rollover car crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA. At least one of Tiger’s legs was majorly fucked up in the crash and he had to go through surgery, involving pins, screws, and rods. Tiger is in the hospital where he’s awake and recovering as we learn a little more about what exactly happened.
Tiger Woods Is Undergoing Surgery After Suffering Leg Injuries In A Rollover Car Crash
We haven’t heard too much from Tiger Woods in a while, and maybe that’s a good thing, considering the months between November 2009 to February 2010, there was enough Tiger Woods news to fill the PGA Tour’s largest, deepest sand trap. But here we are, with TMZ reporting that Tiger Woods was involved in a serious single-vehicle collision in Los Angeles County early this morning, and the crash was so bad, he had to be pulled from his car using the jaws of life.
Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Is Having A Baby
We should have been keeping a closer eye on Elin Nordegren because it looks like the sly minx has gone and secured yet another bag, right from under our noses! Radar got their hands on some exclusive photos of Tiger Woods‘ $100 million dollar ex-wife attending their son’s flag football game, sporting a several months baked baby bump. Nobody knows where or from whom she received the genetic materials that made her ute swell up like a balloon, but given Elin’s status as “the Pope of gold diggers”, chances are each of those sperm were wearing a top hat and a teeny tiny monocle when they moved in on that egg.
Forbes Declares George Lucas The World’s Richest Celebrity, Kylie Jenner Cracked The Top 10
There’s rich, and then there’s Yoda rich. It’s that time of year again when Forbes pokes the hornet’s nest in Hollywood and drops who has the most zeroes in their checking account. Everyone in the top 10 must be pissed because all of them now have a target on their backs for the next time Lindsay Lohan needs bail money. People may not have liked the latest Star Wars movie, but George Lucas DGAF. That Disney check cleared, and his ass can pave his driveway with cash. The rest of the top 10 is kind of expected with the exception of Kris Jenner’s “self-made” daughter, Kylie Jenner, being a new presence. Barf.
Jordan Peele Says That Tiger Woods Is In “The Sunken Place” For Golfing With Trump
Jordan Peele wrote and directed the superlative horror flick Get Out. SPOILER ALERT- it was a big hit, mostly because it was scary yet intelligent with many layers about how racism is the worst and so are rich and evil mad scientists disguised as awkward liberals. In the movie, the lead Daniel Kaluuya is dating Marnie from Girls and sits down with her hypnotherapist mom, a particularly sinister Catherine Keener, for a session to stop smoking. She takes him to what she refers to as “The Sunken Place” in his head, and eventually everything turns scary and evil. In a related story, D.A.R.E. failure Tiger Woods played golf with Time magazine’s “Most Incorrect Person Of The Year“ – President Donald Trump. This caused Peele to point out that “The Sunken Place” is real and also goes by the name “Trump National Golf Club.” Continue reading
Tiger Woods Is Threatening To Sue Whoever Leaked His Nudes
Sometime in the past few days, nude photos of Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, Katharine McPhee, Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart, and Stella Maxwell hit the internet. I’m not going to link any of the pics here (I’ll let you make that journey on your own if you’re so inclined). But here’s what you need to know: it was sort of like The Fappening, but this time with sports penis. That penis belongs to Tiger Woods, and TMZ says he’s beyond pissed that someone leaked a picture of his trouser iron onto the internet.