We should have been keeping a closer eye on Elin Nordegren because it looks like the sly minx has gone and secured yet another bag, right from under our noses! Radar got their hands on some exclusive photos of Tiger Woods‘ $100 million dollar ex-wife attending their son’s flag football game, sporting a several months baked baby bump. Nobody knows where or from whom she received the genetic materials that made her ute swell up like a balloon, but given Elin’s status as “the Pope of gold diggers”, chances are each of those sperm were wearing a top hat and a teeny tiny monocle when they moved in on that egg.
Back in September, Elin Nordegren caused many people to strongly question her judgement after sources claimed she went on a date with barely-rich Gavin Rossdale. They had allegedly gone out for dinner in Los Angeles, and were trying to make more dates happen, depending on how fast her private jet could get to L.A. from Florida. Except that it looks like their date never have happened.
The last time I wrote about the Pope of Gold Diggers, Elin Nordegren, she was supposedly dropping her million dollar poon onto the billion dollar peen belonging to the opulent human form of a Dynasty episode. Tiger Wood’s ex was dating Palm Beach tycoon Chris Cline, and many of us were hoping that she would achieve Gold Digging Saint status by marrying him without a prenup and later getting a giant chunk of his billion dollar fortune in a divorce settlement. That didn’t happen, and over three years later, she may have decided to do a little charity work by slumming it with poor peasant Gavin Rossdale.