Category: Assassins!
Rudy Giuliani Says He Was “Assaulted” By An Employee At A Staten Island ShopRite
Breaking News: Terror On Staten Island — America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani was savagely attacked at a Staten Island ShopRite over the weekend when a store employee nearly decapitated the 78-year-old civil servant with a mighty blow to his back with what appears to have been an open palm. However, given the severity of Rudy’s imagined possible injuries, the man was probably concealing some sort of nuclear thruster device which transformed what appears on video to have been a collegial “how ya been, buddy” type slap on the back into a terrifying, blood-curdling near-death experience, prompting Rudy to have the man arrested and charged with felony assault of someone 65 or older. Rudy was mercifully uninjured, physically at least, but the scars of being called … * TRIGGER WARNING**
Ghislaine Maxwell Keeps Getting Moved To Different Cells To “Avoid Assassins”
I have yet to see a movie or read a book as gripping and dramatic as the Ghislaine Maxwell story (maybe it’s called Maximum Peril: The GMS) wherein a former fugitive awaiting arraignment is feverishly transferred from “cell to cell” to “avoid assassins,” but because the rest of the actual news in #theseuncertaintimes is already too dramatic to be believable, it’s barely a blip in the news cycle.