Yesterday on The View was a great day because Whoopi Goldberg finally told spoiled, self-obsessed child of nepotism, Meghan McCain, to shut the whole Hell up on camera. It was amazing. Remind yourself if you forgot. Well Meghan rarely stops talking and so what do you think was going to happen? Yeah, now she’s subtweeting about Whoopi. But don’t worry, they have already kissed and made up, because although Whoopi would probably rather give up the good shit than talk to Meghan again, she knows the craziness of John McCain’s daughter is good for ratings.
Page Six says that producers had some calming conversations with Whoopi and Meghan after Whoopi spoke for the country by saying, “Girl, please stop talking!” as they talked about Trump’s impeachment and Meghan would not shut up. So producers stepped in to talk to them:
“Everybody wants to have a good conversation. They don’t want to go to commercial exasperated. Producers did come out and prep them for the next segment and explained, “We still have more show to do.” One of the producers specifically talked to Meghan.”
Yeah, they probably have a Meghan McCain handler–someone whose sole job is to calm down the pouty-brat when she doesn’t get to talk over everyone with her mental gymnastics.
After the show, Meghan tweeted how hard it is out there for a conservative in the media:
Pretending half the country doesn't exist won't make them disappear. The culture war is real, and Americans who aren't part of the overwhelmingly anti-conservative media deserve to have their views represented.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) December 16, 2019
And she continued nailing herself to the cross by suggesting the struggle of being a “conservative “girl” who won’t be quiet” is like… well this:
Good morning – to all the fellow conservative “girls” who won’t be quiet. pic.twitter.com/958DzFDAEp
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) December 17, 2019
Does Meghan know that the dragon woman ends up evil in the end and kills everyone with fire? This is like that meme of Trump as mass-murdering titan Thanos.
And on the show today, Whoopi and Meghan addressed their tiff saying that fights happen and everything is FINE now. And they all jacked off the show saying it’s REAL LIFE:
.@WhoopiGoldberg and @MeghanMcCain address heated comments on Monday's show: "We're really passionate — this is our jobs," Goldberg says. "Sometimes it goes off the rails — and it does."
"We fight like we're family — it's all good," McCain adds. https://t.co/f8u2wc159S pic.twitter.com/3CNUbWgiuV
— The View (@TheView) December 17, 2019
So Meghan is definitely not going anywhere, because again, ratings. But they can stop with how their show is real life. Because in real life, if a brat like Meghan got snippy with the grandma (Whoopi), the next sound she’d be making is a scream as the grandma chased her with a switch. What I’m saying is that Whoopi is definitely hiding a switch under her sweater, just in case.