Category: Shade
Keira Knightley Went After Duchess Kate For Looking Too Perfect After Childbirth
Keira Knightley has shared her childbirth experience in an essay entitled “The Weaker Sex” for a book called Feminists Don’t Wear Pink (And Other Lies). Keira spares no detail of the birth of her daughter Edie in May 2015. Gag reflex trigger warning: unless you like your brunch frittata with a side of umbilical cord, skip the essay and stay for the shade of it all, because after giving us the gory/wonderful details of giving birth, Keira had something to say about how Duchess Kate turned from an Autocrat into a Decepticon when she presented a perfect image of herself to the world just hours after giving birth to her second child, Princess Charlotte.
Madonna Slammed Whitney Houston And Sharon Stone In A Letter
Some of the Madonna memorabilia available for auction next week include the sunglasses she wore in the Lucky Star video, pictures of Madonna rolling around on the floor with a stripper at a bachelorette party, a hair brush with her hair still in it and a pair of “personally worn panties”. However, one item in particular has got people filling their ice trays in preparation for a big ole pitcher of that sweet, sweet tea: A never before seen letter (no not that letter) penned by Madonna some time in the early 90’s in which she calls both Whitney Houston and Sharon Stone “horribly mediocre”.
Britney Spears Has Sort Of Struck Back At Katy Perry
While walking the Grammys red carpet on Sunday night, Katy Perry made two thinly veiled head-shaving joke and Britney Spears fans on Twitter weren’t here for it. They dragged her like a Wahl hair clipper across a scalp. Brit Brit, usually blissfully docile but possibly acting off of the effects of an extra shot of syrup in her Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino, decided to respond yesterday with a slap of her own. Britney shared the same picture on Instagram and Twitter and a caption that appears to be the Bible’s version of shade.
Her mouth speaks from that which fills her heart ❤️ Luke 6:45 pic.twitter.com/L7YPi3Iirl
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 13, 2017
The full verse is a lot harsher than what Brit Brit tweeted:
“A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and an evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.”
This feud between Katy Perry and Britney Spears shouldn’t be happening. For one, because they’re sort of on the same team (aka Team I Don’t Know That Snake). Second, because they both received paychecks for the Smurfs movie. That’s the kind of embarrassing shit you should be bonding over well into your 80s.
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Olivia Munn Thanks Packers Fans For Thinking Only “Positive” Thoughts
Aaron Rodgers is currently in the middle of some very messy family drama. We know this because both Aaron’s blabbermouth daddy Ed Rogers and his fame-chasing brother Jordan Rodgers keep talking about it. Aaron hasn’t been around his family in about two years, and it reportedly has something to do with his girlfriend Olivia Munn. The Rodgers’ family doesn’t like Olivia and they allegedly think she’s turned him into Mr. Hollywood. Aaron isn’t saying shit about his family’s issues, because he doesn’t think it’s “appropriate” to air their laundry out in public. Olivia Munn, on the other hand, has found a way to sort-of give her feelings on the matter.
On Sunday night, the Green Bay Packers – Aaron’s team – lost a conference championship game to the Atlanta Falcons, which means Aaron won’t be going to the Super Bowl. Olivia congratulated her man’s team on a season well done. And she just so happened to sneak in a little dig at Aaron’s family while she was at it. Good work on the multi-tasking, Olivia!
I think it’s safe to say that Olivia just officially got herself uninvited from the next 10 Rodgers family Thanksgiving dinners.
Because I have a deep appreciation for shit-stirring shade, I applaud Olivia’s ability to do Papa Ed and Lil’ Jordan like that. But I also think she could have taken it way farther. I’m sure she wanted to keep it subtle, but why bother? Go big or go home! Something like “THANK YOU all for using your mouths to cheer and not to blab to the press like some people. Packers fans are truly the BEST FAMILY Aaron could ask for.”
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Paris Hilton Subtly Reminds Us All She Helped Make Kim Kardashian Famous
Most people would agree that it’s important to stay humble, remember where you came from and always thank those that helped you along the way. It’s like they say in Hollywood: never forget the little people. Or the big people. Hell, even Judi Dench got a temporary tattoo of Harvery Weinstein’s name on her butt as a thanks for making her film career happen. But that’s Dame Judi. And we’re not here to talk about clASS acts. Why would anyone ever expect KummyKakes Kardashian to remember where she came from? I doubt she’s able to remember what her real face looks like. But one person remembers where she started and the help she gave her. Paris Hilton. And no doubt Paris regrets every (Ray J) inch of help she gave her.
Patti LaBelle You’ve Been Warned, Aretha Franklin Is Coming For Your Coins
“Chile, why is Aretha Franklin buying her lace front wigs from Ali Express,” asked every Black woman in America.
Now before we get into the hilarity, I know what you’re thinking: “Is Michael moonlighting as a Black woman today?” And the answer is no, my love. Instead he’s hired an actual Black woman. My name is Carla and like Michael and fellow owner of a vagina, Allison we’re cut from the same cloth—i.e., we pretty much binge eat every aspect of pop culture for you so you don’t have to. Unlike everyone here, I like my pop culture with a big messy factor and I’m so hoping you’re into some petty shiznit (that and outdated slang that reeks of an older millennial). I just live for the petty and it doesn’t get messier than covering the lives of our modern day soaps in the form of celebrity culture. I’m also heavily into BBC, using words such as “nookie” to refer to any vagina and making arbitrary references. I’m looking forward to underwhelming you with the power of my nookie, so let’s begin and get back to Aretha.