Category: SCANDAL
There’s A Scandal Involving A Racist Lesbian Emu Farmer From Florida
If you enjoyed linewives vs. bucket bunnies, the rancid Pink Sauce debacle, and the chess cheating scandal, this next story is for you! It’s got Avian bird flu, clout-chasing lesbian farmers, the N-word, and one extremely stressed-out emu named Emmanuel Todd Lopez. Now, I’ve heard bits and pieces of this story, but yesterday Jezebel published a helpful summary. Perfect! Let’s dive in, shall we? But first, a trigger warning: FLORIDA.
Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann Sues Magnus Carlsen For $100 Million
And now for Chapter III of the cheating scandal rocking the chess world — nay, the entire world. Yep, this subculture has officially been promoted to the main culture, and it’s all thanks to anal beads. First, a quick recap: in early September, 19-year-old grandmaster Hans Niemann beat 31-year-old Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen during a tournament match. After the loss, Magnus quit the tournament and took to Twitter to insinuate Hans had cheated. Chess fans on social media speculated that Hans may have cheated using anal beads that vibrated him the correct moves (using wireless A.I. tech). Hans denied everything, but Chess.com uninvited him from a tournament and banned him from their site. A couple of weeks later, Hans and Magnus faced off in an online streaming match, but Magnus logged off after just one move. Then, he did an interview where he repeated his implication that Hans was a cheater. Last Thursday, this nerdy Jack Harlow-type decided enough was enough. NPR reports that Hans filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against Magnus. Wow, you could buy a whole lot of vibrating anal beads with $100 million!
The New Miss USA Responds To Allegations That The Competition Was Rigged For Her To Win
Last Monday, the Restalyne and weaves were flowing at the Miss USA pageant in Reno, NV. And this year’s winner Miss Texas, R’Bonney Gabriel, made history as the first Filipina American to win in the pageant’s seventy-year history. However, there may have been a method behind the reason why R’Bonney was selected, and it took the comparable Detective La Toya powers of Miss Montana, Heather Lee O’Keefe, to expose all of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Heather claims the contest was rigged for R’Bonney to win and in response, R’Bonney used her new sash to throw her hair into a tight bun and swing a haymaker of words at anyone who thinks she didn’t win on her own merit.
There’s TikTok Drama Between Linewives And Bucket Bunnies
I love a good scandal. And a scandal in a community I know nothing about? A la the chess anal bead cheating allegations? Even better. Cuz it’s gossip and learning. This brings us to the TikTok drama between linewives and bucket bunnies. Who and what? Exactly. Let’s dive in, shall we? Buckle up, cuz this story’s got everything: affairs, major storm damage, women being pitted against women, and lineman catfish!
YouTube’s Try Guys Kicked Member Ned Fulmer To The Curb After He Cheated On His Wife
I don’t know who the fuck The Try Guys are, but today my Twitter feed was filled with their pics and references to a cheating scandal. So here we are! Now, at first glance, I assumed the Try Guys were a Christian a cappella group, but I was mistaken. Jezebel reports that they’re actually a “Buzzfeed series turned independent YouTube channel.“ They have almost 8 million subscribers, and their videos have titles likem “The Try Guys Bake Pie Without A Recipe,” “Keith Eats Everything At KFC,” and “The Try Guys Switch Pets For A Day.” One of the men, Ned Fulmer (second to right, beard), is known as a “Wife Guy.” His wife of ten years, Ariel Fulmer, appears in many videos. So fans’ worlds were rocked when 35-year-old Ned was accused of cheating on Ariel with Try Guys producer Alex Herring. And, this just in, after an “internal review,” the Try Guys dumped Ned! Makes sense. Philanderers aren’t a good fit for their brand, which appears to be “so earnest it hurts.”
So This Is Why #PrinceOfPegging Was Trending….
#PrinceOfPegging was trending yesterday and if you clicked on that hashtag, you probably got the WTF image of Prince William’s b-hole twitching in excitement every time his eyes land on a royal scepter. Because speculation spread that Prince William spreads for those royal butt cheeks for some pegging action, which is when someone dons a strap-on to butt fuck someone else. The rumor didn’t come up after Prince William pulled a Madonna and Guy Ritchie, and was spotted leaving a sex store with a mighty Purple Penetretator in his shopping bag. No, the speculation started over a not-so-blind-item that DeuxMoi posted. Yup, so it’s 100% legit! And the royal pegging rumor is by far the LEAST GROSS sexual thing they’ve allegedly done. Let the prince get pegged if that’s what he wants, but that’s not the scandalous part. The scandalous part is that the blind item alleges that the royal in question doesn’t get into pegging with his wife but with his side piece instead.