Category: Rihanna
Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Dressed As A Business Joint In Dazed Magazine
The Met Gala? Never heard of it. Oh, wait, is that y’all’s little costume party Rihanna used to go to back in the day? Well, it’s obsolete. Rihanna has moved on (allegedly). Not to producing new music, of course, time to let that go. But she has come to step on our necks once more by dressing up as the world’s most elegant joint as part of the 30th anniversary issue of Dazed magazine. And that joint? Well, it’s coming to audit your taxes!
Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Might Get Engaged Soon
Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have been bumping pretties for a while now. They were friends for years before things reportedly took a turn for the romantic at the end of 2019, not long after billionaire RiRi split with her billionaire ex, Hassan Jameel. In an interview back in May A$AP, 32, called Rihanna, 33, “the One” and the love of his life. Now Us Weekly is reporting that these crazy kids could be getting engaged soon. Oooo, I knew Rihanna getting her Drake-shark tattoo covered up was a sign things were getting serious!
Forbes Says Rihanna Is Officially A Billionaire
We can now add Rihanna’s name right there next to Mackenzie Scott’s on the top of the very short list of Billionaires to Spare when the revolution comes. Forbes has gone through an entire box of #10 security envelopes scribbling out their dubious math equations and decided that Robyn Fenty is officially a billionaire. Forbes estimates Rihanna is worth about $1.7 billion dollars, that’s approximately 2.5 Kanyes at today’s current exchange rate. You can argue with the math, but you can’t argue with the facts. Rihanna is priceless, so it stands to reason that by comparison Kanye is, simply put, worth less.
A Judge Ruled That Tom Girardi’s Embezzlement Victims Can Collect Payments From Erika Jayne
Since filing for divorce from crooked geriatric lawyer Tom Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne has had to cut back on her spending. 49-year-old Erika was forced to rent (gasp!) a $7,500 a month mini-mansion with just 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 1 pool. She had to sell a bunch of her designer clothes and shoes cuz they wouldn’t fit in her house. She also traded in her Lamborghini for… gulp… a brand new Range Rover?! I know. Disgusting. But now Erika, who’s still insisting she knew nothing about Tom’s alleged crimes, is extra fucked. A judge in one of Tom’s lawsuits has ruled that ex-clients/embezzlement victims Joe Ruigomez, Jaime Ruigomez, and Kathleen Ruigomez can file a lawsuit against Erika to collect their stolen $11 million. Goodbye rental mansion and Range Rover… hellooo shack in the woods and old jalopy (it’s a reverse Beverly Hillbillies). Continue reading
Rihanna Finally Covered Up A Matching Tattoo She Got With Drake
33-year-old Rihanna and 34-year-old Drake had this weird were-they/weren’t-they romance thing where it seemed very obvious that they were dating but then it was not completely confirmed, and one time she fully swerved his ass on television and it was weird. But during their little whatever romance in 2016, they got matching shark tattoos. Because it doesn’t make sense to confirm a romance publicly but it does make sense to get permanent ink jabbed into your flesh. Now, five years later Rihanna is with Sweden’s Most Wanted, 32-year-old A$AP Rocky, and while they were out and about in New York, people noticed that the shark tattoo she shared with Drake had been covered up. Too bad there wasn’t a live cam on Drake the moment he found out RiRi covered up that tattoo, because his hurt tears would fuel the internet.
Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Spread Their Love In NYC (And Nearly Got Denied By A Bar Bouncer Who Didn’t Recognize Them)
Last night Rihanna and her official boyfriend A$AP Rocky went out on a special date night in New York City. The plan was to hit up Barcade, which is, wait for it, a bar with arcade games. Honestly? Sounds like the type of place I’d go to, which means it’s not even close to cool enough for Riri and A$AP. Nevertheless, the couple graced Barcade with their presence and were immediately swarmed by paps and fans. But rather than roll out the red carpet for their distinguished guests, Barcade security had the audacity to stop their hot celebrity asses from entering! Apparently, the bouncer didn’t recognize either A$AP or Rihanna (hmmm, a Blast from the Past situation or 20-year coma?) and told them he needed to see their IDs. Hey, Rihanna should be flattered. 33 and still getting IDed? There’s her next Fenty Beauty ad.