The Met Gala? Never heard of it. Oh, wait, is that y’all’s little costume party Rihanna used to go to back in the day? Well, it’s obsolete. Rihanna has moved on (allegedly). Not to producing new music, of course, time to let that go. But she has come to step on our necks once more by dressing up as the world’s most elegant joint as part of the 30th anniversary issue of Dazed magazine. And that joint? Well, it’s coming to audit your taxes!
Look, Rihanna is going to let some things slide, like this line item for an on-staff blunt roller. But these expenditures for meals and travel for the CEO are out of hand and she will be implementing some penalties and a hefty fine payable directly to your employees. Beyond the canvas and cotton custom-made joint dress (by Jaware Alleyne x Raw Materials), here are a few other get-ups Rihanna got up in from the Dazed shoot, which was shot by Rafael Pavarotti.
I hope somebody is checking in on Anna Wintour today. First Zendaya says she’s going to the Met Gala this Monday, and now this? She must be going through it.
Pic: Dazed/Rafael Pavarotti