Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Might Get Engaged Soon

August 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have been bumping pretties for a while now. They were friends for years before things reportedly took a turn for the romantic at the end of 2019, not long after billionaire RiRi split with her billionaire ex, Hassan Jameel. In an interview back in May A$AP, 32, called Rihanna, 33, “the One” and the love of his life. Now Us Weekly is reporting that these crazy kids could be getting engaged soon. Oooo, I knew Rihanna getting her Drake-shark tattoo covered up was a sign things were getting serious!

Sources tell Us Weekly A$AP’s dropping (hints) about popping (the question):

“These two are so madly in love, and it’s true there’s a lot of buzz in their circle about an engagement being in the works,” a source exclusively reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “Going by the hints Rocky’s been dropping, [it] may well happen soon, but there’s no pressure and what matters most to both of them is to keep building on this truly beautiful thing they’ve got going.”

No pressure?! If I’m A$AP Rocky dating Rihanna, I’m gonna lock that shit down as quickly as humanly possible before the woman remembers she can be with literally anybody in the world. So what if Idris Elba has a wife? He’d leave her for Rihanna. The same goes for George Clooney, every one of those Hemsworth boys, Michael B. Jordan, the Pope, etc. Hell, even Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston would set aside their differences and agree to be in a committed throuple with RiRi. Sources add:

“They’re very open with friends that it’s unlike any connection they’ve ever experienced with anyone else and they see each other as life partners,” the insider says of the couple. “They don’t need a piece of paper to be happy, but Ri’s a real romantic and her friends and family — her mom, especially — would love to see her married.”

If Rihanna does agree to marry A$AP Rocky, I have two words for her: PRE and NUP. She’s a billionaire mogul. And once she drains A$AP of his sperm for the army of children she so dearly desires, she’ll need a quick and painless exit plan. And what’s A$AP gonna say? “Sorry, sweetie, I won’t sign this”? HA! He’ll take what he can get.

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