Category: Quarantine
Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Reportedly “Staying At Opposite Ends Of The House” As They Fight During Quarantine
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been quarantining in their incredibly inviting and homey-feeling lair, which is void of life and personality (like the Kardashians!), and it’s starting to get to them. Last month, Kanye supposedly took their kids, North, Chicago, Saint, and Psalm, to their ranch in Wyoming, so that he could give Kim a break from her duties of supervising a crew of nannies. Well, now sources have spoken to The Sun and they say that shit is getting even more real between Kim and Kanye. Hey those Botox and attention withdrawals must be hitting her hard!
Wendy Williams Thinks That Other Stay-At-Home TV Hosts Look “Disgusting”
How you doin’? More like, what you thinking? Some of you lazy television show slobs working from home have been literally and figuratively phoning it in for weeks now, and it shows. That’s according to the effortlessly chic and stunning natural beauty Wendy Williams who had something to say about the lack of glamour on our screens right now. Glass houses, throw stones, etc….
Open Post: Hosted By Jim Parsons’ Newly Bleached Hair
Needless to say, months of quarantine has caused many of our greatest public figures to make questionable choices. I don’t have to remind you about Gal Gadot’s attempt at becoming the new Yoko Ono. Or Kevin Spacey continually reminding us that he still exists and is still awful. Or just any and all of Justin Bieber’s…entire life. Well, quarantine-mania has claimed another. Only this one is serving attention-seeking-eleganza-extravaganza the RIGHT way.
Princess Love Has Filed For Divorce From Ray J After 4 Years Of Marriage
Another Hollywood (adjacent) marriage bites the dust! Joining the ranks of Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler will be Princess Love and Ray J, as Princess has just filed for divorce from the Kartrashian kreator/Suge Knight defender after almost four years of marriage. Continue reading
Miley Cyrus Says She Has “No Idea” About This Pandemic’s Real Effects Because Of Her Privilege
And THE TONGUE OF DOOM is back!
Well, apparently Miley Cyrus has more sense than Madonna when it comes to checking her privilege. Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of The Wall Street Journal Magazine, and in it, she talks about her life in quarantine and how she’s keeping busy with her new Instagram series Bright Minded. Miley’s show gets into topics like LGBTQ issues during coronavirus and food supplies during coronavirus. It’s surprisingly not just her smoking weed and waxing poetic. And during this interview with WSJ, she told them that she actually has “no idea” how bad the pandemic is because she’s extremely privileged. So chilling at her mansion for a month and a half with a kitchen full of food is not the same as trying to figure out how to pay rent and buy food.
The Queen And Prince Philip Are Quarantined At Windsor Castle With 22 Servants
Service to The Crown means serving At Her Majesty’s Pleasure. And according to The Sun, it takes 22 people to pleasure Her Majesty, The Queen (cut her some slack, she’s 94 years old, it’s a miracle she can get there at all!). That’s the number of staff members in residence at Windsor Palace charged with the care and protection of The Queen, and I assume, just putting different funny hats on Prince Philip and sharing the pictures in the group chat.
A memo to the staff written by Master of the Household Tony Johnstone-Burt was circulated, revealing that since Britain went into quarantine, Windsor Castle has been dubbed “HMS Bubble”, and that the 22 members of the royal household staff are isolated there, away from their families, for the duration. Tony, a 40-year navy veteran, likened the situation to “a long deployment at sea where sailors are separated from their families for several months,” something Steve the footman in charge of trimming Philip’s nose hairs without waking him up, can surely relate to.