Kanye West Took The Kids To Wyoming To Give Kim Kardashian A Break
While us regulars are stuck in a normal-sized house with our family members and have to get alone time by guzzling wine in the bathtub with the bathroom door locked, Kanye West is beyond rich and can easily give his wife Kim Kardashian space by throwing the kids onto a private jet and fleeing off to an entirely different state. Kanye flew with his children to the family’s ranch in Wyoming so that nanny supervisor Kim Kardashian can get a “break.” Sure, their regular mansion is gigantic but I’m sure things are tight with Kanye’s humongous ego taking up most of the space.
People says that Kanye rounded up all four of their kids–North, Chicago, Saint, and Psalm–and went to Wyoming. Goodbye creepy playrooms that look like the inside of a giant egg and hello to piss gardens! Sources say that Kim and Kanye have been taking turns with the kids, and the sources are acting like they’ve dismissed their team of nannies and staff.
“It’s a huge chaos with all the kids at home… Kanye escapes to his office for a work break. He also let Kim have a break last week when he took some of the kids to Wyoming. They have been taking turns caring for the kids.”
During an appearance last month on a virtual episode of The Tonight Show, Kim told Jimmy Fallon that homeschooling all of her kids has been hard, and I’m sure the nannies were standing off-camera and looking at her like, “Bitch, really?”
“To be the teacher to four young kids–well, two are in school, so two–is insanity. I’m, like, hiding from them… And then they have to stop for P.E., go run up and down in the backyard, or they do this Pokémon yoga.”
Kim continued to play the role of overworked mom while on The View:
“It’s been tough juggling it all. You really have to put yourself on the back burner and just focus on the kids… Let me say, being at home with four kids–if I ever thought for a minute that I wanted another one, that is out the door. It’s really tough.”
And while doing a face paint tutorial, North West kept bothering her. I have to say that North West is a natural! She memorized the lines and stage direction that Kris Jenner gave her before this scene was shot:
Kim Kardashian Hid in Her Guest Bathroom to Do a Makeup Tutorial, but North interrupts her pic.twitter.com/QXQEZRt0ds
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But let’s be real, it wasn’t Kim who needed the break, it was the kids who needed the break. Imagine the vocal fry wail that Kim has been letting out when she looks in the mirror and sees the whisper of a wrinkle from not getting her daily dose of Botox? The kids are probably lying around in Wyoming while saying, “Finally, peace!”
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