Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Reportedly “Staying At Opposite Ends Of The House” As They Fight During Quarantine
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been quarantining in their incredibly inviting and homey-feeling lair, which is void of life and personality (like the Kardashians!), and it’s starting to get to them. Last month, Kanye supposedly took their kids, North, Chicago, Saint, and Psalm, to their ranch in Wyoming, so that he could give Kim a break from her duties of supervising a crew of nannies. Well, now sources have spoken to The Sun and they say that shit is getting even more real between Kim and Kanye. Hey those Botox and attention withdrawals must be hitting her hard!
A source said that Kim and Kanye have been “at each other’s throats.” Where have we heard that one before? Kris Jenner, are you reusing other people’s headlines? Is she setting up a narrative for Keeping Up Attention During Coronavirus With The Kardashians? Isn’t she always?
The source wants you to think that Kim is with the kids all the time and is sick of Kanye not helping her. Meanwhile, the nannies are probably smelling themselves to see if they reek of chopped liver since they didn’t get a shout out in this story.
“Kim is getting stir crazy, as she’s used to being on the go. It’s also a lot of time alone with the kids for her. She is frustrated with Kanye and thinks he’s not pulling his weight in family responsibilities. They’ve been staying at opposite ends of the house to keep things civil… Kim finds it frustrating that [Kanye] doesn’t ask her how he can help with the kids.”
I think I speak for all of humanity when I say that they should step it up and stay at opposite ends of the planet with Kanye staying on the sun and Kim staying on Pluto. Although, seeing as though her ass is bigger than Pluto, she’ll probably have to move onto Neptune.
But seriously, this is obviously just a storyline, because there’s not a better match in terms of self-inflated egos colliding. And once you build a urine garden together, that love lasts forever. Plus she’s still posting about Kanye and the kids:
I know Kim is the one who’s allegedly mad but when you marry God’s Greatest Artist Ever Created™, you have to make some compromises. If she wants to stay blessed by the Genius Mind of Yeezus she’ll just have to suck it up and write Kanye an apology letter. That seems to be the way to his heart.