Category: Plastic Surgery
People Are Paying $25,0000 To Get Their BBLs Reversed
Sorry to everybody who got a Brazilian Butt Lift because they thought it was hip and trendy to look like the Kardashian Koven and Kylie Jenner. It seems that BBLs are no longer chic, and much like Blac Chyna, people are having their butt lifts unlifted, and it costs a pretty penny to do so. Pour one (a medical jar full of freshly removed human fat tissue) out for the BBLs!
Blac Chyna Got Her Facial Fillers Dissolved After Getting Her Butt And Boobs Reduced
Losing a $100 million dollar lawsuit against the Kardashians rocked Blac Chyna’s world so hard it knocked the silicon out of her body. And now it’s coming back for the fillers. “I’m actually on my way to go get these fillers dissolved from my cheeks and from my jawline because enough is enough,” Chyna told her Instagram followers, “It all has to come out; it’s as simple as that.” And if she’s lucky, it’ll take the upside-down Nike swooshes for eyebrows with it too.
“Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s” Melissa Gorga Says Teresa Giudice Had Her Forehead Lengthened
It was only a few months ago that “idiot/monster/rudest person ever” Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey got re-married and sported a mountain of tackiness on her head that was sprayed so high up to the gods that it caused Gwyneth Paltrow’s asshole to twitch in anger at the effect the coif had on its supply of pure ozone gas. But Teresa’s head is making headlines again, this time because her sworn enemy Melissa Gorga–who’s also on RHONJ and happens to be married to Teresa’s brother, Joe Gorga–recently spilled that Teresa had her previously tiny forehead lengthened.
Blac Chyna’s New Life Journey Includes A Breast Reduction And Having The Silicone Removed From Her Ass
Just when we thought we’d finally live long enough to see what these newfangled fake asses look like after decades of hard sitting, Blac Chyna ups and decides to embark on a “life-changing journey” that includes getting her “breast and Gluteus maximus” reduced. Vibe reports that Chyna has shared parts of her journey on Instagram to inspire others to think twice before letting some doctor inject their ass with industrial-grade silicone just so their career can peak with getting knocked up by the poorest and least popular Kardashian. Ladies, don’t do it—it’s just not worth it!
Madonna Shows Off Her “Cute” Look After The “Swelling From Surgery” Went Down
After the backlash that Madonna’s newest face received during her appearance at the Grammys earlier this month, Madge is ready to show us the real version of what she was trying to do two weeks ago. Apparently, Madge desperately needed to be the one who introduced Kim Petras and Sam Smith at the Grammys, so the face we saw was not the one she had settled on as her final form. In fact, she’s ready to show the finished product now, and the results are…..eh.
Madonna Responded To All The Comments About Her Looks At The Grammys, And Blames Ageism And Long Lens Cameras
On Sunday, Madonna attended the Grammys to introduce Kim Petras and Sam Smith’s satanic performance of “Unholy.”. Now, because it’s 2023 and Madonna’s visage has undergone some, err, changes, she’s since faced a lot of negative attention about her appearance that night. The general question seems to be, “what the fuck did Madge do to her face?” Two days later, Madonna is clapping back, and blaming the criticism on ageism, misogyny, and those dastardly long-lens cameras. Somewhere, Madonna’s plastic surgeon just breathed a giant sigh of relief. Once again, he’s managed to slither away scot-free. Continue reading