“Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s” Melissa Gorga Says Teresa Giudice Had Her Forehead Lengthened

It was only a few months ago that “idiot/monster/rudest person ever” Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey got re-married and sported a mountain of tackiness on her head that was sprayed so high up to the gods that it caused Gwyneth Paltrow’s asshole to twitch in anger at the effect the coif had on its supply of pure ozone gas. But Teresa’s head is making headlines again, this time because her sworn enemy Melissa Gorga–who’s also on RHONJ and happens to be married to Teresa’s brother, Joe Gorga–recently spilled that Teresa had her previously tiny forehead lengthened.

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