I don’t know if that Pom is pissed at the paps for taking unflattering pictures or if that Pom knows that Gavin screwed the nanny and refuses to look at his cheating slut ass.
Screw the sheep. 2015 is really the year of the nanny cooch. First Ben Affleck gets accused of doing the nanny and now Gavin Rossdale. UsWeekly says that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s marriage has been over for a long time. They’re doing their divorce Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert-style. They worked out the details of their divorce months ago, because they want the process to be quick and easy. A source says that Gwen and Gavin’s 13-year-marriage was lying in the gutter before she had their youngest child, 1-year-old Apollo, and they were hoping a new baby would fill the cracks in their marriage. That didn’t happen, obviously, so they decided to call it a day on their marriage.
TMZ’s source echoes UsWeekly’s story, but also claims that Gwen had the urge to bust a “smell yo dick” on Gavin, because she believed that his peen had made its way into side piece ass. Throughout the years, there’s been rumors and blind items about how Gavin screwed around on Gwen. Gwen apparently hated that Gavin spent a lot of time on the road with Bush and he felt that was hypocritical of her since she tours too. Radar has also jumped in and says that Gwen suspected that Gavin cheated on her and specifically, she believes that he boned the nanny, who is a woman.
Some source said this:
“Gwen is absolutely devastated about the marriage ending, and she has been inconsolable. But she had no other choice. She was very suspicious that Gavin was involved with the nanny. Gavin always denied anything inappropriate, but her friends warned her that it seemed like there was something going on.
She had no choice but to fire the nanny, and she no longer works for them.”
A few years ago, Gavin got stamped with the “nanny fucker” label when a picture of him touching his nanny on the ass made the rounds. But the nanny turned out to be his sister Soraya. Don’t worry, this latest story isn’t moving into Flowers in the Attic territory. Soraya is no longer her brother’s nanny. Gavin is accused of humping on a new nanny.
Today, every nanny agency in Beverly Hills will have a line out the door filled with aspiring gold diggers and home wrecking enthusiasts.
Of course, this is the part where everyone screams, “Why do these dumbasses hire a hot nanny? Why don’t they hire Mrs. Doubtfire!” That is just uncalled for and rude to Mrs. Doubtfire. Please, we all know that if Ben or Gavin caught Mrs. Doubtfire changing her top, they’d spend the rest of their days trying to seduce her, because they wouldn’t be able to go on until they stuck their peen under her fake FUPA flap. Let’s not pretend that Mrs. Doubtfire wasn’t a sex goddess.
And here’s shirtless pictures of Gavin from last year, because why not?