A Botox-Free Paris Hilton Is Reportedly Pregnant With Her First Child (UPDATE: She Denies It)
Add another to the list of Botox-free celebrities! 40-year-old Paris Hilton has volunteered some information about her face which nobody asked for
or believes and told The Telegraph’s Stella magazine that she has never had Botox or fillers. Sure, Jan. But at the very least Paris won’t be getting any for some time because it’s been reported that she’s pregnant with a child she made with her fiancé, 40-year-old Carter Reum. Once that baby comes out and Paris sees how fresh its skin is compared to hers, we’ll see how long she stays off the injectables, though.
Paris Hilton swears that she has never touched a needle filled with Botox and that her microcurrent machine–a Neurotris–is the secret to her firm face. Oh, so it’s not the rich people thing, it’s the other rich people thing–the really rich people thing. Cool, via The Daily Mail:
“I’ve never done an injection – no Botox, no fillers… Most of my friends have been doing that [Botox or fillers] for years, since they were in their 20s, but I’m so happy that I’ve not done anything.”
Yeah, Paris just naturally looks like a glossed-over NFT–it’s her genetic code to be plasticine-like. But while Paris doesn’t want to age physically, she sure is trying to mature and become more “elegant” and shift away from her “Barbie-raver” aesthetic. I think her aesthetic is more “Angelfire” than “Barbie-raver” but hey. And just because Paris wants to look more mature doesn’t mean she doesn’t also want credit for the resurgence of hideous and slutty fashions from the early 2000s that she was called out for:
“Everything I wore back in the day when people thought I was nuts. It was like, “What is she wearing?” Now everyone is wearing it.”
Well, Paris will have lots of elegant fashion knowledge to pass down to her child, because she’s apparently pregnant. Paris said this past January that she’s doing IVF in hopes of getting pregnant. And Page Six says that she’s pregnant with her first child and posted pictures of her wearing a bootleg Cindrella maternity dress:
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Paris Hilton is pregnant, expecting first child with fiancé Carter Reum https://t.co/75KBk1pZ9G pic.twitter.com/rE6pYArXBN
— Page Six (@PageSix) July 27, 2021
I hope that the fetus growing inside of Paris’ womb likes the name Pretty Sparkly Princess Hilton or Sexy Bitch Chanel Hilton since they will probably end up with one of those names. And pour one out for the party people of Dubai. Now that Paris is pregnant, it’s probably gonna be a while before she “DJs” there again. I guess somebody else will just have to hit play on that AppleMusic playlist!
UPDATE: Relax, CPS! Paris says that she’s not pregnant and is waiting until she’s married.
Woke up to thousands of texts about all the pregnancy news this morning. I want you to hear it all directly from me. Listen now: https://t.co/H0k86nnjU2 pic.twitter.com/1Q4dBK7kdJ
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) July 27, 2021