Paris Hilton Has A Cooking Show On Netflix For Some Reason

July 13, 2021 / Posted by:

The next phase of Paris Hilton‘s image rehabilitation is here: getting new shows for no reason! In between taking down abusive institutes, she’s got herself some side gigs. Like hawking an MLM art scheme NFTs and now she’s also got a *checks notes* a cooking show on Netflix. I’m sure Rachael Ray is more intimidated than when the Beyhive came after her.

Variety says that Cooking With Paris will be out on Netflix on August 4th and Paris will be executive producing as well. The six-episode series will be half an hour each of Paris cooking with her famous friends, and was based on a YouTube video of the same name where Paris made her “famous” (debatable) lasagna, which was viewed 5 million times.

This may have to do with her engagement to Carter Reum, as the show is supposed to show off Paris’ “newly domesticated side.” Oh yeah, I’m sure she’s a regular 60s housewife now. How much coke was going around in the 60s? Here’s what to expect:

In the series, Hilton will invite her celebrity friends into her kitchen, as she navigates new ingredients, new recipes and exotic kitchen appliances. Hilton will take viewers from the grocery store to the finished table spread. According to Netflix, Hilton will embrace her “very newly domesticated side,” while she “learns to sauté, sear and zest,” and show off her “culinary expertise (or lack thereof), glam kitchen wardrobe and party-throwing skills with some of her fab celeb friends.”

Paris pushed her show on social media too:

Why is her Netflix promo using the Stranger Things font? If she cooks a Demogorgon then I would watch her show.

Let’s all be real, this will not last. Paris will collect her check and then drop this cooking shit like a hot potato–Get it? Then all these expensive cookware and appliances she bought for this show will just sit in some basement somewhere collecting dust with the decomposed bones and tormented spirits of all her forgotten BFFs.

Pic: MEGA/

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