Category: Orlando Bloom
Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Made Their First Official Appearance Together
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have been together on-and-off since January of 2016, and never once have they made an official appearance as a couple. No awards ceremonies, no movie premieres. Personally, I believe getting caught by photographers doing water activities with a special guest appearance by Orlando’s trouser paddle is a more important relationship debut than any red carpet, but I don’t think that technically counts. The point is, Katy and Orlando finally did their celebrity couple civic duty by showing up to an event together.
Katy and Orlando appeared together last night at the Gala for the Global Ocean at the Opera of Monte-Carlo in Monaco. They were joined for photos by Prince Albert and Princess Charlene.
Katy and Orlando have had years to prepare for their big, official couple debut, and they clearly put a lot of thought into the outfits they chose to mark such an occasion. Orlando went with a look that says: “Gala at 6, audition for gritty movie role as East London club bouncer at 7.” I’m not sure what happened to Orlando Bloom, but he appears to have morphed from Legolas to the guy who threatened to beat up Legolas for his lunch money in high school. Meanwhile, Katy chose a look that combines the hair of a Supreme store employee, the dress of Liz Sweeney, and the arms of Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget. I can practically see her walking in front of a mirror, shaking her fist and hissing “I’ll get you next time…” to her stylist.
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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Tried To Stage An Intervention For Lily Allen
Lily Allen’s new memoir, My Thoughts Exactly, goes on sale next week and it’s got the celebrity substance abuse sadness stories that are really the only reason to write a memoir. No one cares what elementary school you went to, but they do want to read about the time you were giving Orlando Bloom a lap dance at Kate Hudson’s 2014 Halloween party in L.A. and knocked yourself out cold after accidentally head-butting him. Yep, Lily did that. The Sun got a hold of an advance copy of Lily’s book and wrote about the time that she was in such bad shape that the consciously uncoupled Paltrow-Martins had to take her under their assuredly rare and overpriced wing.
Orlando Bloom Blabbed To The Press About His Feelings For Katy Perry
We all know by now that Orlando Bloom has no qualms letting his peen fly in the wind, but he’s been notoriously quiet about how things are going with is on-and-off Pope friend Katy Perry. Apparently, a visit to the Vatican gives one the feels because Orlando is now out blabbing to the press just how he really feels about Katy. Continue reading
Katy Perry Met The Pope
Taylor Swift must be in full on Serpentor rage mode this morning. Last night, she probably received a DM from her arch-nemesis Katy Perry depicting the “Swish Swish” bish posing with Pope Francis of all people! “Didn’t she kill A NUN?!?!“ Taylor must have hissed to whichever bicurious Victoria’s Secret model she currently has lying around the Pippy Yawnstocking Palace. “WHERE’S MY INVITE? I JUST RELEASED TWO VIDEOS FOR THE SAME SONG AND I HAVE MULTIPLE STALKERS! I’m way more popular than that tramp!” Or so you can imagine.
It’s true, Katy Perry, 33, and boyfriend Orlando Bloom, 41, met the Pope, 81. Orlando was wise enough not to wear his paddleboarding outfit. Take it from me, a lapsed Catholic, the Church frowns upon nude paddleboarding. It’s in the Bible.
Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Held Hands In Prague
I can barely handle a long weekend one county over with a significant other, so most people would take an international vacation as a sign that two lovebirds are hot and heavy and definitely doing each other, right? Well, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are not your average love birds, so nobody can figure out what the fuck it meant when they showed up in Prague together. Continue reading
Mostly Everyone Did Black At The BAFTAs With Varying Degrees Of Success
It would have been a nearly all-black fashion show at the BAFTAs in London last night, in honor of the Time’s Up movement. But the class average was brought down by Duchess Kate (who was prevented from wearing black by royal no-politics protocol), and Frances McDormand (who just didn’t feel like it and showed up in pink-on-black instead).
For mostly everyone else, it was a multitude of black. Or black with a random kick of not-black, like Allison Janney. And by random, I mean a satin choker bolero on top of a Bibhu Mohapatra dress. It looks like a shirt made from the bottom half of Roger the Alien from American Dad that was put on backwards and upside down.