Nick Cannon Wants You To Know The Mother’s Of His Children Have Access To His Bank Account Whenever They Need Money
I hope Nick Cannon takes a very much-needed break from baby-making for the next few years because he has way too many children. And I know he still wants us to believe that these kids aren’t taking a toll on his mental health, but we all see it is because he looks and sounds crazy as cat shit. But the one thing Nick really wants you to understand is he’s very rich, and he doesn’t adhere to the parameters of child support like poor people. Because all of his children’s mothers must have the same ringtone, T.I.’s Whatever You Like, since instead of getting courts involved with unnecessary legal drama, Nick admits he gives his ladies whatever they want as long as it makes sense to him.
According to People, Nick recently sat down with master of mess Jason Lee to discuss the only thing that really makes him interesting; his children. Most people would find it difficult to take care of so many children and their mothers, but not Nick. Nick, who claims he makes $100 million a year, previously said that he doesn’t pay the mother of his children a “set amount of money” (aka child support) but gives them whatever they need. Nick burped on more details to Jason Lee:
Appearing on Jason Lee’s podcast earlier this month, The Daily Cannon host, 42, was asked about how he protects his assets in co-parenting with the moms of his kids.
“I don’t care about that stuff. I believe true currency is your energy. I wish I could make a contract, ‘You cannot take this much of my energy when you leave,’ ” he shared.
“Money comes and goes. I always tell people, ‘Money don’t make you happy. Happy makes you money,'” he continued. “So I’m always going to be good, and every dollar that I make is for my family.”
When it comes to financially supporting his kids, Cannon explained he’s “not in the child support system that is run by the government.”
“My money is they money, they money is my money. They can have whatever they want, whatever they ask for. My account is their account, and there’s a lot in there, so we ain’t gon’ run out,” he leveled.
Sir, every dollar you make is about to leave you broke as you figure out how to support this Pop Warner football league you call children. But luckily for Nick, he has found a constant cheerleader in Bre Tiesi, with whom he shares 10-month-old son Legendary Love. Not only does she enjoy being one of Cannon’s Caregivers (which is what the mothers should call their support group), she believes that Nick’s superior sperm is what makes all of his children brilliant, especially their son Legendary. People reports during an episode of Selling Sunset, where Bre is a cast member, she spoke about what it’s like being a part of Nick’s harem and sounds as brainwashed as someone who was given a day pass from the cult to interact with real humans for a few hours.
On the third episode of the sixth season of Selling Sunset, the newest real estate agent, 32, was asked by her castmates about her relationship with Nick Cannon, 42, with whom she shares share 10-month-old son Legendary Love.
“Obviously he’s very busy too in his career, how does he spread himself like that?” costar Heather Rae El Moussa asks Tiesi.
“We know he’s spreading himself,” Tiesi laughs in response. “But that’s not what we’re talking about.”
“He’s got a lot of stops to make,” adds Amanza Smith, to which Tiesi jokes, “Yeah, I mean girl, it’s like Christmas, it’s like Santa.”
When the girls ask Tiesi whether she knows if Cannon plans his pregnancies, she shrugs in response. “He definitely has super sperm because my child is brilliant,” she says.
Hopefully, your child will be brilliant enough not to do what his father did by having all of these children. And Nick better stop bragging about having so much money because with this many children, that $100 million will easily shrink to $100 if he doesn’t start clipping coupons and shopping at Costco.