When 50 Cent famously informed the world he was the proud owner of a magic stick between his legs that granted unlimited access inside many women’s panties people should have taken him more seriously. Of course, bravado and hip hop go together like peanut butter and jelly, but clearly Fiddy wasn’t lying. And now one of his former magician assistants, Vivica A. Fox, is peeking her head out of his top hat to bombard him with insults yet again after comments he made about “angry Black women“.
Believe it or not, it’s been damn near twenty years since 50 and Vivica’s unholy union of hook-ups ended and they both won’t shut up about it. Unlike us, because we could care less about them bumping uglies while Lil’ Bush was in office way back in the day. For some context on this latest round of Y’all Too Old For This, SOHH reports 50 made an appearance during Apple Music’s Young Money Radio with Lil’ Wayne and he said that he prefers “exotic” ladies over Black ladies and that pisses off Black women. This caused the verbal diarrhea floodgates to spew out of his mouth until the entire room looked like a sewage plant during a nuclear meltdown. 50 said:
“They get mad, they get angry. When you see a lot of sisters saying, ‘He fucks with this kind of girl, that kind of girl.’ That shit is exotic. That shit look a lot different than what you see in the neighborhood all the time! That shit look like it came off a boat. You don’t like that motherfccker? You don’t like that? …”
That’s when Wayne reminded 50 how beautiful Black women are and 50 apologized. Just kidding! Wayne laughed along probably thinking to himself “Nah bruh, I ain’t touching this one!“. And with good reason, because according to Hot New Hip Hop, during her Fox Soul talk show Queens With Cocktails Vivica took a strong sip and unleashed hellfire by roasting 50…again.
“He just has such fuckboy tendencies,” she said. “When I read that, I was like, ‘Really? You would say that.’ ‘Cause you don’t want anyone to challenge you. Or talk to you — want somebody to sit there like a pretty little dog that you can just pay, right? Can’t handle a Black woman, can you?”
50 could have taken the high road, but then again what’s that? He of course commented on Vivica’s response by reposting her clip on his Instagram page, with a beautiful love note about his superior skills in the bedroom that constantly keeps his name in Aunt Viv’s mouth like Listerine after all these years.
Something tells me that these two will keep this bitter feud going until the day they’re both nestled in opposite corners of the same nursing home shouting insults and throwing half-eaten pudding cups at one another. And even then we’ll all collectively sigh and say, “Grow up y’all“.