Nick Cannon Said He Absolutely Did NOT Fumble His Marriage To Mariah Carey

April 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon, better known as Tricky Dick Nicky amongst his children’s mothers, was at one time married to dethroned Queen of Christmas, Mariah Carey. And their love was odd because no one believed they belonged together, which eventually proved true after they got divorced. Now we know Nick has gone on to begin his mission of re-populating the Earth, which could be looked at as the lesser prize after having Mariah as your wife. And many believe that in the greater scheme of things, since Mariah will always be the bigger star, Nick was the one who dropped the ball on their relationship. However, Nick doesn’t believe that and thinks it’s actually the other way around.

Us Weekly reports the exhaustion from attempting to raise a thousand children at once must finally be affecting Nick’s brain because his words no longer make any sense. But this has been happening for a while, including that time he informed us his sperm has Avengers-grade superpowers, which sounds like the musings of a man who’s beginning to get tired of his own brand of bullshit. And recently, during a segment of the Daily Cannon Show, Nick’s co-host Courtney Bee Bledsoe brought up the subject of Mariah. If you’re like me, you almost forget about their love from many moons ago, and even Mariah wants to forget as well since Nick isn’t spending nearly enough time with his original recipe children, Moroccan and Monroe. So Courtney, like most people with half a brain, suggested Nick was the one to blame for not making sure their relationship lasted. And this is when Nick woke up from the haze that is his life to barf up some more nonsense.

“Explain to me how I fumbled Mariah,” the Masked Singer host, 42, asked his cohost…during the Wednesday, April 26, episode of the Daily Cannon Show after she quipped that he botched his marriage to the superstar.

While Bledsoe clarified she was joking, she added, “I don’t know. I just know you’re not with her, so that’s a fumble.”

“Maybe she fumbled me,” Cannon replied, noting he “was there” for the “Always Be My Baby” singer, 54, throughout their relationship.

Nick, are you hungry? Please have a few Snickers because you’re not you when you’re hungry. Or perhaps you’re dehydrated from skeeting your love all over town in such a short amount of time with these twelve children. In any case, I’m sure his statement made Mariah have a hearty laugh from miles away as she thought to herself, “You’re delusional, you’re delusional“. And that may be true, but if we’ve learned anything from Nick’s latest wacky words, he’s becoming a much better comedian because we all laughed at that statement.

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