Aside from the sound of sugar cubes plopping in a hot mug of tea, the Spice Girls, and Austin Powers, there’s nothing more British than a tourist pulling up to Buckingham Palace in a double-decker red bus and wondering out loud, “Hey, you think we’ll see Her Majesty waving from the window? I’m gonna get my camera ready just in case.” But that won’t be a thing anymore, because Queen Elizabeth doesn’t live there anymore. She just doesn’t want to be commuting back and forth from Buckingham Palace to Windsor Castle, which is her preferred place of residence.
According to Page Six, Jason Sudeikis BREAKS HIS SILENCE which kind of makes it sound like he farted loudly in church, but sadly that is not the case. Putting the G in Gentleman’s Quarterly, Jason talked a little bit about the end of his romantic relationship with Olivia Wilde, with whom he shares two kids, and never once did he make fun of Olivia’s new man, Harry Styles, even though he was probably dying to. I mean, just look at him! If my partner of the better part of a decade left me for a fellow who probably has an entire armoire devoted to feather boas and wears pants so wide he could fit 5 or 6 gnomes in there with him, I’d have some jokes.
Brody Jenner seems to be moving on from his fake wife turned ex, Kaitlynn Carter and has been spotted hanging out with Josie Canseco. Brody has been trying get some post break up media attention by commenting on his ex’s thing with Miley Cyrus. And it looks like he’s found another way to keep that attention coming, all while proving he’s totally over his ex by publicly making out with Victoria’s Secret model Josie Canseco. Two can play at that attention whore game, Kaitlynn!
Pete Davidson’s dusted himself off and is climbing back in the saddle. If my western motif endues, he’s back to riding the range after that sassy filly Ariana Grande bucked him off and headed to greener pastures. According to TMZ, Pete was spotted out for dinner with a lady at an upscale Italian restaurant in New York called Carbone. They do not have mozzarella sticks at this place, so I don’t know what Pete ordered, but it looks like they let him keep his sweatshirt on.