Pete Davidson Proves He’s Moving On By “Casually Dating”

December 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Pete Davidson’s dusted himself off and is climbing back in the saddle. If my western motif endues, he’s back to riding the range after that sassy filly Ariana Grande bucked him off and headed to greener pastures. According to TMZ, Pete was spotted out for dinner with a lady at an upscale Italian restaurant in New York called Carbone. They do not have mozzarella sticks at this place, so I don’t know what Pete ordered, but it looks like they let him keep his sweatshirt on.

Pete and his mystery date had wine poured for them by a tuxedoed sommelier, so you know it must be serious. This is what courtship looks like. This is also what sending a message to the press that you’re moving on looks like.

I wouldn’t get too excited about who his dining companion is just yet. TMZ says he’s “casually dating” which for Pete means he’s only gotten one new tattoo to commemorate the relationship; a picture of that sommelier under his right nipple. Pete was also spotted on a date at a coffee shop, and either by coincidence or malice, the place was playing “thank u, next”.

And as far as that wayward filly in concerned, people were speculating that she might be back together with her partner in donut assault Ricky Alvarez because she commented on a picture he posted on Instagram. Here’s the salacious pic!

According to E!, Ariana commented “These colors are sick” which everyone knows is code for “thank u for the dick last night”. I guess enough people still have their mail order Little Orphan Annie Decoder Rings, so the secret was out. However, Ariana responded to the speculation by saying it isn’t so. She says it actually meant “we’re friends everyone take a big ol breather“. I believe her, since “ty,n” is now Ariana cannon, we know the only person she’s dating right now is some chick named Ari.


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