Brody Jenner’s former step-mommy must be beaming with pride. Because Brody did good by the Jenner last name, and got himself some attention on social media by piggy-backing off of Miley Cyrus’s recent break-up drama. Of course, it was inevitable that Brody got involved, considering that Miley was spotted kissing his fake wife-turned-ex Kaitlynn Carter after splitting from Liam Hemsworth. Still, it’s got to make his family proud.
Over the weekend we learned that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split up after less than a year of marriage. The news was accompanied by some pap shots of Miley kissing Kaitlynn Carter on a boat in Lake Como, Italy, and some Instagram posts from Miley and Kaitlyn’s regarding their little summer vacation. When J. Harvey wrote about Miley’s current situation, he spoke for all of us when he said he’d appreciate seeing some follow-up photos of Liam and Brody making out poolside.
Well, despite having famewhore DNA in his body, Brody wasn’t able to hook that up. Most likely because Liam is sad and doesn’t want to talk about it, which means he definitely doesn’t want to get involved in shameless post-split publicity stunts. So Brody got to work on his own, with an assist from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s son Brandon Lee.
Yesterday, Brody posted a picture of himself standing alone by the ocean in Malibu with the caption: “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.” Brandon then commented that they should round out this “scandal” by getting caught making out, to which Brody joked that pics of him and Liam holding hands will happen soon. Then Miley jumped in, and continued to beat the term “Hot Girl Summer” to death.
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I’m shocked by Miley’s response! Where did she find the time to jump into someone else’s comments when she seems busy jumping all over Kaitlynn to the sound of a photographer’s shutter clicks?
Meanwhile, a source that spoke to People says Miley and Liam’s split wasn’t shocking for people who are around them all the time.
“This split isn’t shocking to people who are actually with them every day. After they reunited, everyone thought they were this ‘perfect’ couple, but they still had a lot of issues. They’re not on the same page when it comes to a lot of fundamental things that make a relationship work,” the source adds. “It’s not surprising at all.”
Another source says that Miley and Kaitlynn have mutual friends, and that they’re “just having fun” together.
I wish that source got specific and said what Miley and Liam’s unresolved issues were. My guess is something typical, like Liam not being happy that Miley appears to be one impulsive haircut away from devolving back into her Bangerz-era self.
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With that being said, Miley and Liam are more on and off than a light switch. So I’m sure all those people that totally saw this coming will also see it coming when Miley posts a picture on Instagram of her puffing on a blunt while grinding on a pile of Liam’s boxer shorts with a caption that reads, “Laundreee daze.”