Nick Cannon Claims He Has Super Sperm That Defeats Birth Control

The Genghis Khan of the 21st century, Nick Cannon, recently appeared on Howie Mandel’s podcast Howie Mandel Does Stuff this past Tuesday to talk about his fruitful career and what Howie really wanted to talk about, the fruit of his loins. Howie quickly pointed out, “When Nick’s not in production, he’s in reproduction.” But Nick wants it to be known that he has totally used birth control, it just doesn’t work against his “super sperm,” as if the only thing that could kill off spunk would be kryptonite. That’s funny since listening to Nick Cannon constantly talk about spreading his “seed” is a real form of birth control for many.

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