Category: Santa Claus
Open Post: Hosted By The Naked Santa Run
UPI says that over the weekend, more than 40 runners braved the cold to participate in the 18th annual Naked Santa Run, in Budapest, Hungary. Now, I know you’re closely examining the header pic for sugar plums and nutcrackers, but, unfortunately, the Naked Santa Run doesn’t feature any actual nudity. It’s mostly just sexy lil’ outfits, bathing suits, and the odd Speedo. But everybody, no exceptions, must wear a Santa hat on their head. On their head head, you sickos!
Open Post: Hosted By New Hampshire’s Reindeer Burglar
New Hampshirites! Please be on the lookout for a suspect wanted in a break-and-enter at an elementary school in Barnstead. Suspect is a male reindeer with one antler; the other antler was left at the scene of the crime. Suspect broke in through a window at noon on Sunday (thank God the kids weren’t there) and escaped through a second window before he could be captured by cops and firefighters. The Barnstead Police Department alleges that one of their officers heard a voice in the distance yell, “On Dancer!”, but I’m gonna chalk that up to typical cop bullshit. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X As Lil Santa X
Lil Nas X has decided to come out with a Christmas song. But since he’s a 21-year-old Gen Z and the youth generation are all about that inclusivity, while it is Santa-themed it’s called Holiday so that all denominations can enjoy. Well, provided that denomination doesn’t mind Hot Gay Santas, because there’s a lot of that going.
The Santa At Harrods Is Now Reserved For Kids Whose Parents Spend At Least $2566
You could say that the standard expectations of Santa Claus are spelled out pretty explicitly in the lyrics of “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town.” He makes a list, he checks it twice to determine if you’re naughty or nice, watches you while you sleep, you get the picture. But when Santa stops at London’s iconic department store, his list-checking will also involve an in-store credit check to determine if you’re rich enough to sit on his lap. Because the Harrods Santa is not for the poors.
Santa Claus Is Dead
You don’t let your moppets read Dlisted right? If so, WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU? Because The Guardian has a story about the death of Santa Claus. No child should find out their deity is dead via a celebrity gossip blog. But yeah, Santa’s tomb has supposedly been discovered. Happy holidays! Continue reading