I stopped watching Celebrity Big Brother this year because it’s boring as hell and I don’t care about any of the people. However, I should have stuck around for last night night’s episode so I could have gotten the hugest laugh of the week. Dina Lohan, the dalai lama of bad everything, revealed that she’s been in a five year relationship with a man she’s never seen in person. Cue up the theme song from MTV’s Catfish please.
People Thought Lolo Jones Got Kicked Off “Celebrity Big Brother” For Fighting With Tamar Braxton, But She Wasn’t
UsWeekly is reporting that Celebrity Big Brother has had its first real drama emerge from the boiling mass of washed-up has-beens and never-wases who are all stewing in a house together. Toni Braxton’s sister Tamar Braxton and Olympic hurdler/the virgin who can’t stop talking about being a virgin Lolo Jones got into it big time and things got physical, almost. And fans thought that Lolo followed The Mooch out of the door early for slapping Tamar, but that didn’t happen. Continue reading
Because Dancing With The Stars is on a long hiatus, people are having to get their fix for F-List celebrities with a side of “Is Julie Chen Moonves.” in the form of Celebrity Big Brother. Honestly, I was honestly only watching to see if Dina Lohan asks to borrow money on camera and maybe to see if Anthony Scaramucci gives her a run for her money in the mess department. Alas, the Mooch has left the building, and we don’t know why yet.
When a Twitter user leaked a potential lineup for the upcoming second season of Celebrity Big Brother U.S., I was primed and ready to talk all kinds of shit because it literally comprised all of the ingredients for Shit Show Stew. Unfortunately, that was the wrong recipe. Which sucks because the show would have been deliciously dramatic. Now CBS has leaked the for really real cast and even though it only features two of the speculative cast members, Dina Lohan and Jonathan Bennett, I’ve got a feeling the second season is going to be insane.
Big Brother is one of my favorite shows of all time mainly because it starts with the contestants being all lovey-dovey and welcoming for about five minutes before they start plotting to destroy each other. And do you know what makes that type of premise even better? Famous-ish fame whores. Because they’re crazy as cat shit and I’m here for it. Now, with the potential cast of the second season of Celebrity Big Brother U.S. being leaked via Twitter, all I can do is hope this list is real, because if it is, the new season is going to be a train wreck.
We’ve all had a little too much and hallucinated some shit from time to time. Hell, I’m still not 100% convinced it wasn’t my childhood dog (who would be 35 today) standing outside the bar I stumbled home from last night. Kirstie Alley is apparently hard for a check and agreed to be in the Celebrity Big Brother house in the UK. In a moment of everyone’s favorite game of name dropping, Kirstie told her housemates how she’s friends with Courtney Love and that when she went over to her house for “snacks” one day, and met Prince Charles. Girl, what kind of snacks were those?!