This past Friday Khloé Kardashian got someone to snap a photo of her taking an outdoor shower whilst wearing a wee lil’ bikini. After the negatives were sent to the lab, where the Kardashian-Jenner filter and Photoshop experts used science and magic to achieve human realism, Khloé posted the polished pic to Instagram with a caption that consisted of two squirty water emojis. The very definition of a thirst trap. And it worked! Cuz guess who came a-knockin’? Khloé’s most recent on-and-off ex Tristan Thompson AND her ex-husband Lamar Odom. Tristan commented with hearts and drooling emojis and Lamar wrote “Hottie” ft. fire and heart emojis. But apparently Tristan didn’t like Lamar entering the chat, cuz he proceeded to leave another comment that kinda-sorta threatened Lamar’s life. Keepin’ It Klassy!
Tristan tagged Lamar and wrote:
@lamarodom God brought you back the first time. Play if you want, different results [two shruggy man emojis]
Tristan is tastefully referencing the time Lamar nearly died in 2015 after overdosing at a brothel in Nevada.
Here’s Khloé’s pic:
And here are the comments:
Tristan Thompson saw that comment Lamar Odom left 😩👀 pic.twitter.com/QmcreuE0SY
— TheShadeRoom (@TheShadeRoom) July 10, 2021
Color me confused. Tristan and Khloé just broke up again cuz he’s a serial cheater that gives Lance Armstrong a run for his money *ba dum-ch!* So why does Tristan think he has the right to go after anybody thirsting on Khloé in the comments? And yeah, Lamar cheated on Khloé too, but at least he… OK, never mind, Team No One.
Here’s the real question: who would win in a fight between these two? Tristan is 30, 6’9″ and currently plays for the Boston Celtics. Lamar is 41, 6’10”, and his body has been through it the last few years. However, Lamar is fresh off winning his “celebrity” boxing match against Aaron Carter, whom he knocked out in the second round. And another plus for Lamar: if there are any women around during the fight, Tristan will get distracted and let his guard down to send them dick pics. So, yeah, my money’s on Lamar.