Category: Kaia Gerber
Pete Davidson And Kaia Gerber Were Photographed Holding Hands
There’s a very important update on Pete Davidson’s current relationship status with his latest famous brunette girlfriend. 25-year-old Pete spent the latter part of the summer with Margaret Qualley, and decided autumn would involve wooing Cindy Crawford’s 18-year-old daughter Kaia Gerber (although her exact age at the time of woo is still up for debate). Pete and Kaia recently took their relationship to the next level, which apparently for them means getting photographed holding hands.
Pete Davidson Might Have Moved On To Kaia Gerber
Last week, we learned of the sad news that living Ren & Stimpy character Pete Davidson had recently ended his two-month relationship with Andie MacDowell’s daughter Margaret Qualley, thus breaking the hearts of romance enthusiasts across the globe. Well, it sounds like Pete isn’t that broken up about it, because Page Six is saying that Pete has recently been seen with Kaia Gerber.
Kunty Karl Was Too Tired To Grace The Audience At The Chanel Show With His Presence
Like every season, the Chanel couture show went down at the Grand Palais in Paris today, but unlike other haute couture seasons, the Grand High Vampire Witch of the Haus, Karl Lagerfeld, was not there to look over his multi-multi-thousand dollar creations in between beaming ice cold “Suck it in, fatté!” glares through his sunglasses at models who ate more than air before the show.
Kunty Karl usually comes out at the end of the show with the “bride” to take in the applause of his devotees before opening his Jack-O-Lantern-on-meth mouth to “kiss” the bride as he sucks her soul out of her young body. But the bride’s soul was spared today, because Karl wasn’t feeling well and bowed out of bowing.
Vogue Is Done Hiring Models Younger Than 18
The Crawford-Gerber Malibu mansion is filled with the wails from Miss Kaia Gerber today, because Anna Wintour has gone and delayed her chances of running the likes of Gigi Hadid off the cover of Vogue for two more years. There’s a push in the fashion community to shy away from using 12-year-olds on stilts in fashion shoots because there are a lot of creeps loitering around set, and it’s strange to expect someone who just finished watching Dora to wear this season’s Balenciaga. Being beautiful will no longer get you out of homeroom and smelly high school gym classes. You’re going to have to wait to graduate before you’re paid to get passive aggressive comments from NYC fashion editors! Continue reading