Pete Davidson And Kaia Gerber Are Over
Yesterday it was reported that Pete Davidson had put his relationship with Kaia Gerber “on the back burner” so he could focus on his mental health, immediately improving the mental health of Kaia’s parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Well, Cindy and Rande can knock back a couple shots of Casamigos in celebration today because according to Page Six, the pot has now been taken off the stove completely. Kaia and Pete are over.
What was in the pot you ask? I imagine it was a volatile concoction that made no sense from a culinary standpoint. A can of franks and beans, only the beans are caviar, perhaps. At any rate, it’s off the stove and Kaia is free to join the What Was I Thinking? club with Ariana Grande, Margaret Qualley, and Kate Beckinsale, which meets on Monday afternoons at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Beverly Hills (the one south of Wilshire, of course). Page Six reports:
We previously reported the parents hoped that the relationship would “fizzle out.” Now, a source confirms: “It looks like Pete and Kaia are over. It got very overwhelming for Kaia. Pete has a certain M.O. and he’s very intense to his girlfriends. Kaia is only 18 and it’s a lot to deal with.”
You would think dealing with being an international supermodel at 18 would also be very intense and a lot to deal with. But it sure does pay a lot better than babysitting (Pete Davidson).
While Pete’s handling his business by getting treatment, Kaia’s handling her business in Miami modeling for Louis Vuitton. Meanwhile, the most pressing and surprising update is that Kaia’s brother, fellow model Presley Gerber, appears to be working on some self-care himself. Here’s a pithy post about… Postmates?
He’s cleaned up his Instagram page and removed all evidence of his embarrassing tattoos. Well, he’s done his best to hide them under winter clothes, but neck, face, and hand tattoos are forever. Too bad Pete’s not around anymore for moral support on this issue.
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