Category: Josh Duggar
Anna Duggar Is Standing By Her Man, Believes Josh Duggar Is Innocent
After Josh Duggar was arrested and charged with two counts of receiving and possessing child pornography that allegedly depicted children under 12, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar quickly released a statement saying the accusations were serious, that they needed prayers, and they were hoping whatever the truth was, it would come to light. It definitely sounded like Josh’s enablers were being as diplomatic as possible while they figured out just how fucked he might be. Unlike mom and dad, Josh’s wife Anna Duggar isn’t making a pros and cons list. She’s decided to let everyone know that she believes her husband is 100% innocent and that she’s not going anywhere.
Josh Duggar Will Be Released On Bond As More Disturbing Details About His Child Porn Case Come Out
It’s just like the old closing time saying: you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Except in Josh Duggar’s case, it’s more like: your lawyer pulled the right strings to get you out of here, but there’s no way you’re going home because come on, you know what you were charged with. And that would be two counts of receiving and possessing child pornography. Josh has pleaded not guilty, but if convicted, he faces up to 20 years behind bars. He recently had a hearing about his case, and there’s no way to say this in a nice Christian way. It was revealed that he was in possession of some awful, sickening shit involving minor children. And as such, he can’t be around kids, which is pretty tough when your house is currently filled with half a dozen of them.
Josh Duggar Has Been Charged With Receiving And Possessing Child Pornography
Last night, we learned that Josh Duggar had been arrested in Arkansas, and was being held in federal custody. We didn’t know why at the time, and Michael K, who reported the news, threw out several guesses, like money laundering (which would be very on-brand for the Duggars), or child porn (which would be on-brand for Josh). Well, Josh Duggar has formally been charged with receiving and possessing child porn. Jill Duggar has probably never been more grateful that she stopped taking her family’s phone calls.
Josh And Anna Duggar Are Expecting Baby #7
Somewhere on a battered yoga mat amid pungent wafts of diaper fumes, Hilaria Baldwin is panic-crooning heavily accented words of jealousy over this news. The next sound you hear will be that of Alec Baldwin and his mighty peen dissolving into tears.
In the meantime, gross, sister-molesting lump of slug slime, Josh Duggar, 33, has taken a quick break from updating his profile on Ashley Madison to uphold his sacred Quiverfull duties and knock up his wife Anna Duggar, also 33, with the seventh tenant in her silently-screaming-for-mercy uterus hovel. And in case this sounds less than thrilled for the happy couple and their brewing bundle of joy, I’m just going by the distressed-hostage expression Anna always wears whenever Josh is around.
Anna Duggar Gave Birth To Her And Josh Duggar’s Sixth Kid
An ATF raid isn’t necessary here but a hostage negotiator could ultimately prove beneficial to Anna Duggar and her surely exhausted womb. Us Weekly reports that Anna and her super-questionable husband Josh Duggar did the Quiverfull movement proud once more by giving us Maryella Duggar on Wednesday. Maryella is Josh and Anna’s sixth kid, and Duggar patriarch and matriarch Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s 16th grandchild. Hopefully she came out clutching a publishing contract for the tell-all that she’s going to write about her creepy-ass family that’s a nation unto themselves.
The Duggar’s Lair Was Raided By Homeland Security… But They Deny It
Many have a microwave bag of popcorn in their kitchen cabinet marked “Reserved For The Fall Of The Duggars,” and well, you may soon be able to pull that out, pop it, season it with some holy water and frankincense, and toss satisfying kernel after satisfying kernel into your mouth while watching the Duggars get theirs. Because there’s several reports claiming that Homeland Security raided the Duggar’s compound in Tontitown, Arkansas over the weekend, and a rep for HSI confirmed that they were there as part of an ongoing federal criminal investigation. But since the Duggar’s First Commandment is Thou Shalt Lie To Save Face, they are clutching their version of the bible (read: bank records and legal documents they probably don’t want the feds to see) all surprised-like at this “fake news.”