Category: You Need To Stop
Kanye West Delivered A Truckload of Flowers To Kim Kardashian For Valentine’s Day, And Promised He Wouldn’t Hurt Pete Davidson
“What did your toxic, vengeful, obsessive ex-husband get you for Valentine’s Day” isn’t usually a question that gets asked on February 15th. But it’s a question one could ask Kim Kardashian. Even though Kim already has a Valentine – Pete Davidson – and you would think that he would have had everything covered for North America’s most widely recognized holiday dedicated to love. But in swoops Kanye West, Kim’s ex-husband and stalker, with a V-Day delivery of a truck filled with flowers and a kustom message wrapped along the side. Oh, and he also got a thoughtful present for Pete Davidson too. Kanye crossed his heart and swore he wouldn’t let any of his fans go after Pete and do violence or harm. I’ll be honest, I don’t remember seeing that one at the Hallmark store.
Josh And Anna Duggar Are Expecting Baby #7
Somewhere on a battered yoga mat amid pungent wafts of diaper fumes, Hilaria Baldwin is panic-crooning heavily accented words of jealousy over this news. The next sound you hear will be that of Alec Baldwin and his mighty peen dissolving into tears.
In the meantime, gross, sister-molesting lump of slug slime, Josh Duggar, 33, has taken a quick break from updating his profile on Ashley Madison to uphold his sacred Quiverfull duties and knock up his wife Anna Duggar, also 33, with the seventh tenant in her silently-screaming-for-mercy uterus hovel. And in case this sounds less than thrilled for the happy couple and their brewing bundle of joy, I’m just going by the distressed-hostage expression Anna always wears whenever Josh is around.