Night Crumbs
The child-molesting, smirking, off-brand demented Cabbage Patch Doll that is Josh Duggar got arrested in Arkansas and is being held in federal custody without bail. As to why that smug turd was finally put into handcuffs, it’s not known, but it could be anything from money laundering schemes to child porn to the government finally pulling him off the streets before he spawns again. Well, they’re a little too late with that last one – Just Jared
Ewan McGregor plays Halston in a Ryan Murphy bio-series, so he was asked about straight actors like him playing gay roles. Surprisingly, Ewan didn’t shift all uncomfortably before bringing up an easier subject for him to talk about by saying, “Err, can we instead talk about my daughter calling my girlfriend a piece of trash?” – Lainey Gossip
That stifled laughing sound you hear is the definition of “old-fashioned marriage” silently cackling at Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos going on about their “traditional” marriage while she makes most of the coins for the family – Celebitchy
Despite Julia Roberts calling off her wedding to Kiefer Sutherland and then running off with Jason Patric, Kiefer and Jason are still best friends today. And as I typed that, every Christmas tree in the land got the sads from not being Kiefer’s best friend – Pajiba
Jimmy Fallon or Joe Biden after getting attacked in the face by a swarm of bees? – SOW
Reese Witherspoon says that back in the old days, she was painted as the “good girl” and Britney Spears was painted as the “bad girl.” – Towleroad
Did those butterflies nibble on Halsey’s eyebrows? – Popoholic
Willow Smith came out as polyamorous – HuffPo
Pic: Washington County Police Department