Anna Duggar Gave Birth To Her And Josh Duggar’s Sixth Kid
An ATF raid isn’t necessary here but a hostage negotiator could ultimately prove beneficial to Anna Duggar and her surely exhausted womb. Us Weekly reports that Anna and her super-questionable husband Josh Duggar did the Quiverfull movement proud once more by giving us Maryella Duggar on Wednesday. Maryella is Josh and Anna’s sixth kid, and Duggar patriarch and matriarch Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s 16th grandchild. Hopefully she came out clutching a publishing contract for the tell-all that she’s going to write about her creepy-ass family that’s a nation unto themselves.
Maryella was born at 9:12 a.m., weighing 8 pounds and 2 ounces, and measuring 20 1/2 inches, and all was joyful at Casa Duggar.
“On Thanksgiving eve our hearts are overflowing with joy and gratefulness for the arrival of our sixth child! Maryella Hope arrived this morning at 9:12am. 8 pounds and 2 ounces, 20 inches long,” Josh, 31, and Anna, 31, said in a statement on Wednesday. “Anna had a fast labor and delivery without complications. We are so thankful for a beautiful, healthy baby girl!”
It’s her sixth kid (and probably counting like their old reality show used to say). Of course it was a fast labor and quick delivery! Being birthed out from Anna Duggar is probably like riding a waterslide at Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon.
The Duggar patriarch JimBob and OG human incubator wife Michelle also expressed their joy at the newest Duggar to add to our planet’s overpopulation problem.
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar showed their support for the pair’s baby announcement, writing on their family blog: “We are so happy for Josh & Anna, expecting their 6th child and our 16th grandchild! Each child is a blessing from God! Anna is one of the most amazing women in the world, she is a Proverbs 31 woman! Anna & Josh are good parents and it is going to be neat to see what God does with each one of their children’s lives.”
According to Wikipedia, “Proverbs 31” is a chapter in the Old Testament that defines what a “good wife or ideal woman” is. There’s no mention of the “good wife” or “ideal woman” sticking with a guy despite him having admitted to molesting two of his own sisters when he was growing up and maintaining an Ashley Madison account behind her pregnant back until he was caught and then going on to have even more children with him despite the feds allegedly looking at him for possible kiddie porn, tax evasion, and money laundering. Someone should really update that entry.
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